Random musings and general banter.

[Professor Branestawm]

He certainly paints a picture doesn't he? What with his piles, athletes foot, gout and goodness knows what else he says he has.

It’s quite a thought getting that when you’ve booked Ronald McDonald for your kids party, isn’t it?
Can just imagine him sitting out back, frightening the kids with his socks off, coughing up last night’s Capstan non-filters…
‘I were faaaamouss once, I were…..’

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Peter just described the stepper he’s hawking as providing the ‘placebo effect’.

What a load of cobblers he talks.

So far as his brain works, I think it’s more of the amoeba effect….

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Just stick him on Oxford Street with three tumblers, some dice, a couple of lookouts, and an open suitcase of these socks. He’d probably bring in more money.

It’s an interesting and a questionable technique…You first say something WILL help to set the seed of belief. And then immediately after it, you say it MAY help. Simon is doing it numerous times with these wretched socks. And still he doesn’t sell any?

I wonder instead if we could stick him on the docks with a couple of lookouts, he might make more?
Or with the gout, the night sweats, the trench foot, the Johnny Giles etc, maybe not…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mason with tonight’s consignment from aliexpress.

 

[Latearrival]

If you put the bottles inside each other where does the water go

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Pick these bottles up for under £2 on Temu.

 

[Latearrival]

Put it in your glove compartment sounds good yes
I’m stuck my seatbelts jammed how the hell do I reach arcross to the glove compartment

 

[ianrobo111]

Mason with tonight’s consignment from aliexpress.

it is only him that flogs a salt lamp ?? any chance of at least watches to laugh at today !!

 

[ianrobo111]

and the shower head !! the tat is not even changing, weird ...

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

You get to see items that will be shown on the 10pm slot, plus throughout the day tomorrow, watching Mike’s 6pm tat slot.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

and the shower head !! the tat is not even changing, weird ...

 

[ianrobo111]

are they just taking the pee with Mike, giving him lamp that looks like his head (ps I am bald !!) and then a shower head ?

 

[ianrobo111]

ah the head shaver !!

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I don’t know what Mike’s sales figures are like, but he seems to get everything that some of the other presenters say they have sold out of, or struggle to shift.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Mike said a never seen before amazing smart watch was coming up. I have seen this one on TJC. I think calling it amazing is over egging the pudding, more cheap and cheerful.

 

[Hammy60]

Mike certainly won't be getting a job changing watch straps.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not felt up to watching it this evening have I missed much

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Natalia is up at 9, so will be time to turn over soon.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Not felt up to watching it this evening have I missed much

You have missed nothing at all, just the usual tat.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Not felt up to watching it this evening have I missed much

Yeah I haven't been in the mood much myself, I switched off when it was a conveyor belt of the same items I watched the other day with the same stories from Mike attached (no offence to him nothing wrong with what he was saying) but Gerry Kelly interviewed Barbara Dickson the Scottish singer and actor recently and it was on his YouTube page and it was a lot more interesting