Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

What have we done to see Peter this early

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Those thin blankets are back, and I can see the umbrellas on the table next to him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter arrives in a Hepworths jacket, Farah action slacks and a pair of Adam Ant’s boots. Arrives with a few more Long Lost Family product users to tell us about, no doubt, Okay?

This is the best flimsy good time geisha girl umbrella I have sold in 70 years living in a shopping television kibbutz in Golders Green. Our Cyril..Our Marjorie…’Ave a buy…Charlie, how many left? 10,000, how many? One more brolley and he’ll disappear from view..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jackanory time now, reading a story about umbrellas he made up this morning

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It is probably prescribed therapy for him. Gets him out of going into petrol stations telling people who he used to be.

Thankfully, I have to go to work and will be spared more than just the one Grayson esque leer I have seen already. He should engage me as his script writer. I could do much better 1970s’ seedy one liners for him than he can.

Those ‘substantial’ ‘blankets’ - they have the visual look of giant handkerchiefs. The best he’s seen since the last best he’s seen. Our Bet…Buy them all…The act is a stale as a row full of unsold coburgs. Has anybody bought all four, Charlie? Oh yes, Master, whatever you want me to say..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When exactly were those blankets being sold today for 12 quid or so actually sold by them for £69.99, as he said was their original price? I thought the rules were that a retailer had to evidence that the product they are selling now at a significantly promoted reduction, was really available to buy at the so-called reduced original price previously? Or does shopping television have different rules from other retailers in general?

He’s clearly had that back cushion in the prep room, as it were. I think he’s just pretending for comedic effect that he’s only just met it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

When exactly were those blankets being sold today for 12 quid or so actually sold by them for £69.99, as he said was their original price? I thought the rules were that a retailer had to evidence that the product they are selling now at a significantly promoted reduction, was really available to buy at the so-called reduced original price previously? Or does shopping television have different rules from other retailers in general?

He’s clearly had that back cushion in the prep room, as it were. I think he’s just pretending for comedic effect that he’s only just met it.

Prep room

 

[galesgal57]

He's always mentioning his coccyx, as if it's a rude word. Just sat down with the back cushion, and did that vile thing he does with the tongue around the mouth.

 

[galesgal57]

Thinks he's Les Dawson now.

 

[cheeky chappie]

There in mendrisio is Christophe Duchamp. Swiss made watches.


Start off with ******** and then Gen adds the watch is worth every penny of £1750

Lying scum.

In the real world away from Bordell's fantasy land.

Christophe Duchamp are in Woking and that Grand Mont watch is assembled in th FAR EAST.

Again it's another of those 'stop and think what they're actually saying' things.

If the product is worth every penny of £x and the manufacturer/retailer is confident it would sell for £x, THEY WOULD SELL IT FOR £X.

The very fact the product is being sold for £y, with y being significantly less than x, should tell the viewer the more realistic retail price is £y i.e. the 'reduced' price.

Smoke and mirrors including stupid RRPs.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

With a capital P…

 

[Keep Going]

Thinks he's Les Dawson now.

More like Des Lawson!

 

[Keep Going]

Here he goes shouting "i'm going to swing my pants!!" sat next to a fan!

Again you can tell he does zero prep, pulling bits off pressing buttons, glasses on glasses off!!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Here he goes shouting "i'm going to swing my pants!!" sat next to a fan!

Again you can tell he does zero prep, pulling bits off pressing buttons, glasses on glasses off!!!

Swing my pants, That goes back to Going Live, he would probably say he came up with the idea

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Here he goes shouting "i'm going to swing my pants!!" sat next to a fan!

Again you can tell he does zero prep, pulling bits off pressing buttons, glasses on glasses off!!!

Now add Trevor and Simon to his repertoire of stolen acts and catchphrases

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro says "Ow many left?........ooooooh I knew it would go" which means nothing as its still available no mention of a sell out.

He would make a wonderful MP, says everything, means nothing, does nothing and takes.

 

[galesgal57]

Now add Trevor and Simon to his repertoire of stolen acts and catchphrases

I did really like Trev and Simon, I was probably much too old to watch them at the time, but they did make me laugh.

 

[Gooner1963]

Making up his own ******* weather forecasts AGAIN

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro predicts this AM that the weather for March is be freeeeezing all month, whilst selling a heater.

Pedro predicts this PM that the weather for March is to be roaaaaasting all month, whilst selling a aircon unit.

 

[postmanpat68]

Well that Pervy pedro waldo mitty Simons is such a disgusting man I cringed when he was discussing his hot sausage roll routine at midday and said its not nice putting a cold sausage roll in his mouth as it had cooled down.
What a jumbo sized complete wa**k*r.