Random musings and general banter.

[Keep Going]

Imagine draging about that "watch" on your wrist! Geoff Capes would struggle!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter should get somebody to tape all his shows for him. Then he can try to remember all the discrepancies and discombobulation in his patter.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The fat makes the flavour in a deep fat fryer you buffoon.

 

[Hammy60]

It dives and it swims its terrific
Does it do it on its own or does It need a person to help it?
Hard to work out if hes taking about the current micro fryer or an upcoming watch?

It's only 3ATM rated, okay for splashes/rain, but certainly shouldn't take it into a pool let along go diving with it.

£11.28 on Ali

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006189970578.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller.1.5be9oiVmoiVm6d&gps-id=pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller&scm=1007.40050.354490.0&scm_id=1007.40050.354490.0&scm-url=1007.40050.354490.0&pvid=2f8e23c7-c370-4ada-8ed5-6b8c7dbb9d67&_t=gps-id:pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller,scm-url:1007.40050.354490.0,pvid:2f8e23c7-c370-4ada-8ed5-6b8c7dbb9d67,tpp_buckets:668%232846%238107%231934&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21GBP%2133.87%2111.28%21%21%21298.91%2199.54%21%402103835e17083719712328023e3f8b%2112000036198165831%21rec%21UK%211835365553%21&utparam-url=scene%3ApcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller%7Cquery_from%3A

 

[Keep Going]

Pray for Pedro and his random button pressing....how not to use a watch!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Here is the Spaceman Cowboys watch..Your free gift in this week’s The Victor. Has the super ‘Will I Go To Hell?’ tool…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

It doesn't look that big to me. Try it out for 30 days he says. I bet they won't accept returns that have been used. Rod from Hull? Who next, Eric from Morecambe?

He also said Keith Richard

 

[Herring]

Peter keeps saying he didn't know these existed, i'm sure they used to sell a similar one on the old IW.

When Mike had them he sad they were a "shopping tv classic" - so he didn't think they were new.

 

[Keep Going]

This is embarrassing!! ZERO prep at all!! ZERO.......

 

[Ali Kamman]

Watching him foul up this smart watch demo is pure Alan Partridge

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Innovative the proud endurance, what kind of strangulated English is he reading out? It’s funny.From someone at the Chinese end no doubt lol.Download the QI code…Not only, not only…

 

[Keep Going]

How can it be this bad? he has been on TV for years, and he hasnt a clue, he cant even bullsh1t his way through this presentation, shocking!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter…Here is your item for this evening…Okay, Walter? Okay…Walter, it is a watch, okay? Okay..Right..But not a wind-up one, Walter…Do you understand?? Er…OK?? No, Walter…You press these buttons and hold the watch to the camera and PRESS…PRESS, WALTER!!! O….K…Just think of and SAY…customer type people’s names as you press the button, Okay? Okay? Mention the name Hammy specifically…Okay, Walter? Okay…Okay…Okay…Okay.. What was it you said, okay?

 

[Mommabear]

How can it be this bad? he has been on TV for years, and he hasnt a clue, he cant even bullsh1t his way through this presentation, shocking!

Doesn't even bother him either, he's won awards after all...

 

[Latearrival]

It’s got sounds and motions that will send you off to sleep
Really
Honestly
If true
I WANT ONE
Can I get it on the NHS
It snorkel’s
Can it drive my car for me.

 

[Keep Going]

Looook its got darts.......oh no its Dance!!

 

[galesgal57]

Does the watch do dogging.

 

[Ali Kamman]

"You can do yer photos on here" - what does that actually entail? Utterly clueless.

 

[Samki]

Looook its got darts.......oh no its Dance!!

That was so funny

 

[Latearrival]

There is nothing this watch can’t do
It has animation it’s gonna win a bafta next year