Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

it’s temporary as I think they move end of next week, possibly March 1

 

[Hammy60]

Thanks For The Memory, Hammy.. Those days are Far Far Away for me now.

It was My Friend Stan that got me reminiscing when he asked How Does it Feel to be getting old, I thought My oh My what a question to ask.
Turned back to watch IW and like Everyday there was Peter Simon asking the floor manager to Skeewze me, Pleeze me at the back door.

 

[ianrobo111]

ah right ... just seems to be int he middle of an housing estate there !!

 

[ianrobo111]

I enjoy being here, yes. These people are my online friends.
Not one of them has ever tried to sell me a cheap Chinese watch for 10x is actual worth.
None of them has ever posted something and then typed ‘I’m going to hell for this’ without realising they were still typing.
Not one of them has attempted to take advantage of me in anyway.
They don’t lie, and they do try to have a bit of a laugh in a dull, grey, cold world.

Meantime, there comes a relatively new poster called ‘Saintslad’. I’ve looked at your posting history. Almost every single post - on this thread and the few others you have joined in with - is
A. criticism of a previous poster, or
B. is attempting to disrupt, call out, or disrespect other forum members.

You offer negativity, nothing more, and I have enough of that. I have a small watch repairing business, and I also have MS. Sometimes I wake and my fingers won’t move at all, my eye is shadowy and I wonder where it will end. And I log on here, and see my friends, my online friends, chuckling about the insanity on Ideal World - perfumes called ‘Gammon’; watches named after defunct department stores that never sold watches when they existed; cooking products used to produce raw looking food that the presenters won’t even eat, and I know that this world is silly, and random, more than it is cruel. And I get through another day.
And just maybe we also help someone just like us, not to waste, truly waste their money.

So, ‘Saintslad’. that’s why I’m here. And if you aren’t ashamed of what you write, you should be.

spot on .. shopping channels are for taking the piss out of !! thats what makes them compelling viewing for me at least. Why would anyone come on here to take it seriously unless they are conning people ?

 

[galesgal57]

It was My Friend Stan that got me reminiscing when he asked How Does it Feel to be getting old, I thought My oh My what a question to ask.
Turned back to watch IW and like Everyday there was Peter Simon asking the floor manager to Skeewze me, Pleeze me at the back door.

Very clever.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Joe and Jezza

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joe explains more than Mark

 

[Hammy60]

Very clever.

Not clever enough to check my spelling though.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Bin off Mark, try and make Joe more regular

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Bin off Mark, try and make Joe more regular

I think Mark needs the money more than Joe, haven't you noticed his hand tremors or shakes. What he earns will go towards his White Lightning and Tennent's Super Strength.

 

[Hammy60]

Jeremy saying everyone has something by Bench, they are so well loved.

No they don't, never had anything from Bench or likely too either.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Jeremy saying everyone has something by Bench, they are so well loved.

No they don't, never had anything from Bench or likely too either.

I did in about 1997 -2000.

 

[Hammy60]

Bin off Mark, try and make Joe more regular

Only on the condition he either gets a new apron or cleans that manky leather one and he stops making a mess around the products, between him and Jack they were the messiest cooks i've ever seen.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I only tuned in 10 minutes ago, time to tune off already.

 

[Hammy60]

I think Mark needs the money more than Joe, haven't you noticed his hand tremors or shakes. What he earns will go towards his White Lightning and Tennent's Super Strength.

Might be a Carlsberg Special brew man.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Might be a Crlsbery Special brew man.

I bought Carlsberg special brew once by mistake (I'm colour blind) I cracked open a can. Rancid stuff.

 

[Gooner1963]

Only on the condition he either gets a new apron or cleans that manky leather one and he stops making a mess around the products, between him and Jack they were the messiest cooks i've ever seen.

Reminds me of something off the Texas chainsaw massacre

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Joe's food certainly looks more appetising. Wonder what made him want to come back?

 

[Muttley]

Jeremy saying everyone has something by Bench, they are so well loved.

No they don't, never had anything from Bench or likely too either.

I may get laughed at on here but I confess I've never heard of them and therefore don't have any of their clothing.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It was My Friend Stan that got me reminiscing when he asked How Does it Feel to be getting old, I thought My oh My what a question to ask.
Turned back to watch IW and like Everyday there was Peter Simon asking the floor manager to Skeewze me, Pleeze me at the back door.

In For a Penny, Hammy. Your friend and My Friend Stan Butler from Ideal World told me he told the channel’s management to Let’s Call it Quits and we should All Join Hands and wave goodbye as he went Far Far Away. I still cannot work out why he Run Runaway?