Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

She (Joanne) appears incapable of sharing a conversation. It‘s clearly a chronic condition with her.

Same tedious low-rent goods on a loop today. Change is obviously not on the agenda. It’s like watching a pulled cracker come alive.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I see it’s the strong Irish accent this morning.

 

[Hammy60]

I see it’s the strong Irish accent this morning.

Yeah it's the couthy Irish accent to appeal to the dimwits among the viewers, oh look it's the friendly couthy Irish lady on the tv, she's nice must buy from her.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Turns it on and off like a tap
depending on the broadcasting need from what I’ve seen. Like I sound more cockney when I want to be matey and neutral southern when I formally speak to the bank.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Turns it on and off like a tap
depending on the broadcasting need from what I’ve seen. Like I sound more cockney when I want to be matey and neutral southern when I formally speak to the bank.

and most people from Northern Ireland sound like Jim MacDonald from Coronation Street when pissed off and Gloria Hunniford when trying to be polite

 

[Hammy60]

Peter was asking me to text in and tell him what like the weather was with me.

Well Peter, did a spot of bird watching along the Dee this morning after shopping at Asda, i was fine and warm thanks to my recently aquired sherpa fleece and hand hot water bottle thingy.

 

[Happy Talk]

Last known sighting of Hammy from Aberdeen forwarding a text to Ideal World, warning viewers of atrocious weather conditions and urging them to buy a fleece and hand warmers...and Gammon fragrance to keep their spirits up.

 

[Mommabear]

Peter was asking me to text in and tell him what like the weather was with me.

Well Peter, did a spot of bird watching along the Dee this morning after shopping at Asda, i was fine and warm thanks to my recently aquired sherpa fleece and hand hot water bottle thingy.

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Certain of a mention upcoming with that little lot

 

[Duke of Cheese]

We do take the rise out of old Simon Peter, but he is 89 and living alone, looking at the frozen north from a solitary window in a bedsit in Cockermouth, with just a ceramic heater for company.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

What keeping warm products do Ideal world have for us? The weather today is mostly...

 

[Hammy60]

Stiff neck is selling Homesmart table lamp, £9.99 + £2.99 p&p, they found a comparison, not direct £35.

Surprised they didn't just compare with one they were selling themselves on ebay for £8.99 free delivery.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You couldn’t make it up.

 

[Hammy60]

Now she's on to Wullie Hunt smelly stuff, of course as usual she can see the Royals wearing this as well as James Bond.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m not texting Them todsy

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who is stiff neck?

 

[Hammy60]

Rent a gob Jacks, she has restricted movement in her neck from whiplash, although it shifts side depending when she's telling the story.

 

[Hammy60]

Funny how every bit of cheap tat that stiff neck sells looks way expensive, £99 watch looks like a £9000 /£10,000 watch.

She know going on about the free HOT meals again, and again, and again, free HOT meal she says, maybe they heat up the milk before they pour it onto the 27p bowl of cereal.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Rent a gob Jacks, she has restricted movement in her neck from whiplash, although it shifts side depending when she's telling the story.

if only she had tongue-lash

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Peter Simon stealing Brucie's catchphrase AGAIN

 

[Ali Kamman]

Take a drink every time PS mentions the cold weather. As my dad used to say, he’s such an old woman.