Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Seems the channel has gone from Airfryers to Gardening, today we have 3 hours of Flymo

 

[harrytumkins]

What is Mr Lavers doing these days

Deano Wilson as he calls himself on C&C was covering a last minute shift today, he said when he announced it on Socials last night, thousands said they would watch

HI Jazzy

He turned up on TJC for a bit near the start of the pandemic get the impression he was there in a sort of a troubleshooting role the same time they bought in Andy Hodgson. Think he said he had retired really bar some acting work and was only on air maybe a dozen times .

 

[Keep Going]

What is the script with almost all of the presenters and assistants with all the perma smiles?

Its a spin bike hour (no no this is the BEST EVVVVER honest!!!) and the assistants are sat pedaling away looking right down the cameras with these big daft false perma fixed smiles, so fake!!! And i'm amazed the female assistant isnt also hopping and smiling while pedaling as thats what she does on her fashion hours!!

Its looks like some crappy fake shopping TV comedy show that isnt funny!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Another hour when you’ve got two presenters for the price of one, Gordon Brittas (sorry Tim Britton) and Jess, Gordon Brittaa might have known more mind.

And the girl seems overly excitied

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Good Evening. My Name is Den. You may think I am in my late 30s, but I am actually a child of the ‘70s - 1870s. I am really 153 years old. Yes…And my name is Den by the way. Now I MUST have this awning dress ordered for me by my producer underling..ORDER IT IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE!!! Now…Back to my favourite subject…ME..If you hadn’t realised…my name is Den.. Let me now hand you over to Mr. FlexiPay…Friend of Poland and Latvia and ex-Junior Showtime star, Mr. Simon Peters.. Here he goes again..Full of sh….

 

[Keep Going]

I tell it like it is me, but take no notice of that last statement as I never do tell it like it is.....check out those baskets or miss out!

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Good Evening. My Name is Den. You may think I have the chronic, intensely irritating, I should be off sick but I want my £30 fee, lurgy splattering cough of a 35 year old. But actually it is the throw a custard pie in her face cough of a 153 year old woman, bore us all to death with her relatives anecdotes, coughing through three annoying centuries cough of a massive pain in the ars.... Good Evening… My Name is Den.. You probably didn’t know we sell haem..haemm er..piles cream on Ideal World…

 

[Deleted member 21838]

You MUST insure this tube of haemorrhoids cream… YOU MUST…Put in your house insurance…YOU MUST…YOU MUST

 

[user 17461]

I just hope they don't bring back the pelvic floor exerciser. I still get scared to turn over to IW in case I find Peter Simon trying to demonstrate one

 

[Keep Going]

Shut up Mason of the Mikes we have heard it all before, "busiest part of the show gang" oh do you have one buyer 27 minutes into the show?? Mason of the Mikes says its monestering out gang....they now have 2 buyers 33 minutes into the show, only 19998 more to sell......gang!!!

Ps Mason of the MIkes is selling a dirt devil. Yawnnnnn

 

[Jazzydrury]

New gardening expert on Garden Bargains this morning with Creepy

Indoor BBQ Launch later, why didn’t they do this in the winter, when people might have wanted a Indoor BBQ, it’s nearly time to have BBQs outdoors

 

[Keep Going]

Strange moment (well in my mind) Creepy and Peter Vollyball are on with Roofix.

Creepy goes to the customer 5 star reviews, Both reviews, from different buyers said "Its easy to administer" I can honestly say I have never heard that quote being used on any shopping TV channels, to hear said quote from two back to back reviews sounds odd to me

 

[Jazzydrury]

Does that gunk work

 

[Hammy60]

Timmy introducing Knowlsie on the Jay-be show says, you're not just an expert but your an ambassador for the brand.

Strange having an ambassador for your brand who sleeps on and encourages folks to buy your competitor's products.

 

[Hammy60]

Does that gunk work

Seems to have a good rating on Amazon.
Although everywhere else call it Roofix 20/10 instead of Roofix M, but it's exactly same stuff they just use a different name on the tin for IW, so they can make their misleading claim of exclusivity.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Timmy introducing Knowlsie on the Jay-be show says, you're not just an expert but your an ambassador for the brand.

Strange having an ambassador for your brand who sleeps on and encourages folks to buy your competitor's products.

He’s even wearing a Jay be top

 

[Hammy60]

Lmao

The Muppet guest said that the Seiko Hybrid VK63 movement (£20 retail) is inside many watches costing many thousands at the watch show in Geneva.

Okay they come out with some rubbish and i used to think Baby Fields came out with some beauties, but that **** takes the biscuit, they must think the viewers have an IQ of 1.

There is only one brand at the Geneva show with Seiko movements in their watches and that's Grand Seiko and you can bet your house on it, that the VK63 will be nowhere near a Grand Seiko watch.

 

[Hammy60]

The muppet must have been at the bottle, he's said on the toubillon, it's watch you can pass down from Father to Son, from Daughter to Mother.

Pass down from Daughter to Mother?

 

[Jazzydrury]

The guest looks like the old chelsea owner

 

[Muttley]

The muppet must have been at the bottle, he's said on the toubillon, it's watch you can pass down from Father to Son, from Daughter to Mother.

Pass down from Daughter to Mother?

I'd struggle to pass it on to my (late) mother!