Random musings and general banter.

[mossie269]

Has he come out with his favourite yet its monstering out the door, a word not even in dictionary "yet'

 

[mossie269]

Just thought i would share an sick inducing moment i suffered last night the disgusting PS was standing in blue shorts pontificating on the virtues of the vibrating if you pardon the expression plate then he stood on it and started lifting his shorts shorter and shorter to show his awful legs vibrating that is the last time i will do that after steak and kidney pudding .uke:

 

[Mommabear]

Oh boy.....as an example with regards my post above. Just been watching some of the gtech hour and Gollum is claiming demand is "monstrous" and it is beyond 85% of the stock gone.

But hang on a sec, what is that in the bottom right of the screen. Oh yeah, it's a repeat :/

Twice now I've heard them say that Justine 'songbird' Balmer has been the ambassador of Gtech for over 9 years. Is this something new they've come up with to give the girl some umph? I never heard them say that when she first appeared, only recently. I reckon Gollum fancies her :mysmilie_12:

 

[Mommabear]

Just thought i would share an sick inducing moment i suffered last night the disgusting PS was standing in blue shorts pontificating on the virtues of the vibrating if you pardon the expression plate then he stood on it and started lifting his shorts shorter and shorter to show his awful legs vibrating that is the last time i will do that after steak and kidney pudding .uke:

Whenever I see him in that getup I turn over, steak and kidney pudding or not! He loves to put his sweaty arms in the air and display his pudgy belly uke:

 

[mr tom]

so today/tomorrow's pick of the day.... ''Blue Magic''

I cannot remember his name... but I recognise the face of the product demonstrator.

He is constantly full of ****.

 

[mossie269]

apparently its good for cleaning that to:mysmilie_14:

 

[historymystery]

:mysmilie_19::mysmilie_15:

Just thought i would share an sick inducing moment i suffered last night the disgusting PS was standing in blue shorts pontificating on the virtues of the vibrating if you pardon the expression plate then he stood on it and started lifting his shorts shorter and shorter to show his awful legs vibrating that is the last time i will do that after steak and kidney pudding .uke:

 

[historymystery]

She seriously needs to think about leaving the country.....

Twice now I've heard them say that Justine 'songbird' Balmer has been the ambassador of Gtech for over 9 years. Is this something new they've come up with to give the girl some umph? I never heard them say that when she first appeared, only recently. I reckon Gollum fancies her :mysmilie_12:

 

[user 17461]

so today/tomorrow's pick of the day.... ''Blue Magic''

I cannot remember his name... but I recognise the face of the product demonstrator.

He is constantly full of ****.

Yet another old Bid.tv product.

I reckon Pervy Peter drinks it

 

[Price Plunge]

As well as the usual Lamborghini and Vostok watches tonight, Gollum and Kevski tonight are selling a Sturmanskie (Russian for 'navigator') Gaugarin replica limited edition watch; a design originally worn by the astronaut himself (gasp) but this time with a titanium case. I laughed as Kevski originally showed the watch upside down as Gollum corrected him, with Kevski and Gollum maing a big deal out of Gaugarin reaching into his locker and taking this watch as if he was fortunate that the watch just happened to be there, despite this watch apparently being standard issue for aircraft pilots and the like :mysmilie_59:

Using an old Russian watch movement design made out of spares that "could be from the 20s" (Gollum gasps), meaning that it'll be complete rubbish in keeping time :mysmilie_59:

And oh no they've brought on those hideous Bermuda market stall tat 'swipe' watches on again...

 

[Keep Going]

The bald bloke proudly states "Buy these watches and you will become a certain type of gent" yip and most of us are thinking what type of gent and its not the same as the bald bloke is thinking.

By the way theses watches are that "rare" and worth so much that if we dont want to keep these "just pop them down to the local asdas" again just imagine a watch that we should have on the home insurance ratteling about the back of a dirty old van going back to an industrial unit! The best watch makers in the world must be sh1ting themselves with fear that Kevs far eastern tat is about to take over!!

Hope the old dirty van doesnt break down on the M6, just iamgine all them millions of ££££ siting at the side of the motorway waiting to be return to ideal world, poor delivery driver :mysmilie_14:

All these presenters should be on stage, all so comical :mysmilie_19:

 

[Muttley]

Exactly! Where do you find comedy as good as this these days? I clicked over once or twice and haven't stopped laughing yet!

 

[mr tom]

Didn't Justine ''mike mason's favourite who does selly telly as her singing career isn't paying any bills'' Balmer, used to be on qvc?

 

[Retrovertigo]

Howard wants you to know something...he "hates sales people that lie"

He proudly announced that at the start of the 10am show for the wagner paint sprayer. At the start of the show stock was 40% sold out and was "doubtful it would last the hour. The bosses had contingency plans for the rest of the day should it sell out"

By 11am the stock was supposedly 80% sold out. It was due back on at 1pm. At 12pm it was repeated on Ideal Extra, at 1pm the show went ahead, and at 2pm the 10am show is being repeated again.

So at the end of the 10am show 80% was sold. But they have manged to have another 3 hours of airing it, and I assume still have stock. I repeat what he said, as he said it several times, "he hates sales people who lie"

edit: almost forgot. He claimed he isn't allowed to make up sales figures. He says his friends always ask him if he plucks a figure out of thin air....but he isn't allowed! It must just be sheer luck that the remaining 20% of stock they had left, has lasted 3 other airings, and is still in stock on the website

 

[cheeky chappie]

I'm posting this in here as TJC doesn't seem to get as many views, however they're evidently just as bad re: 'slight' exaggerating when it comes to savings. A ring was being sold for something like £899 and the presenter said ... yes she actually said ... 'this would easily be selling for tens of thousands elsewhere.'

REALLY?!?

Not just hundreds more, not just thousands ... but TENS of thousands. So, using that phrase (tens of) and working to its minimum, she was saying the ring could easily sell for £20k and yet TJC are so generous their price was £899 ... WOW ... I'm really impressed. So much so I ordered 2.

That's a lie, I didn't.

 

[maymorganlondon]

Didn't Justine ''mike mason's favourite who does selly telly as her singing career isn't paying any bills'' Balmer, used to be on qvc?

Yes she did. So e sort of cleaning product.

 

[Wirral70]

Hello everyone.

Now the other day I saw that Granny Smith and LITTLE GOLLUM were once again shilling the circa 2012, reconditioned, iPad 3 for the unbelievable, lowest ever price of just £359.99 & £7.99 P&P (they threw in a 'free' Bluetooth Keyboard worth £30 (which in truth is probably nearer £10 at most).

What next?

Reconditioned Austin Allegro? :mysmilie_59:

 

[Price Plunge]

Hello everyone.

Now the other day I saw that Granny Smith and LITTLE GOLLUM were once again shilling the circa 2012, reconditioned, iPad 3 for the unbelievable, lowest ever price of just £359.99 & £7.99 P&P (they threw in a 'free' Bluetooth Keyboard worth £30 (which in truth is probably nearer £10 at most).

What next?

Reconditioned Austin Allegro? :mysmilie_59:

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Actually the Allegro would be more interesting than the iPad 3...

Indeed you can tell that the iPad is ancient without having to do any research because it boasts 3G data connectivity in the product description; something only low-end mobile phones offer at best nowadays which should be ringing alarm bells at this point. (And yes I know that the original iPhone only had 2G but that was a different set of circumstances.)

It would be interesting to discover exactly how many they have sold and what the return rate is for this particular product.

 

[Wirral70]

Actually the Allegro would be more interesting than the iPad 3...

Indeed you can tell that the iPad is ancient without having to do any research because it boasts 3G data connectivity in the product description; something only low-end mobile phones offer at best nowadays which should be ringing alarm bells at this point. (And yes I know that the original iPhone only had 2G but that was a different set of circumstances.)

It would be interesting to discover exactly how many they have sold and what the return rate is for this particular product.

I think a perhaps more pertinent point is that there must have been swathes of them returned to Apple in the first place if they're still being shilled by these shills 5 years later!

Ideal World's 'Technology' is like the prizes on Sale of The Century :mysmilie_59:

 

[Keep Going]

On the Ipad topic, Did anyone else pick up on the wording surrounding the 1 year warrenty?

It was along the lines of "1 year IW warrenty approved by Apple" ok so it goes t1ts up you then you have to deal with the tech wizards that are IW to see if its fixable under and IW warrenty?

Mmmmmh so where has that warrenty came from? thin air? what does this warrenty cover? Do IW now have Ipad experts at hand to diagnose faults? Sounds like a gimmick in my book as something approved by another company who have sod all say in the end means Jack to the poor buyer who has an OLD Ipad that doesnt have a warrenty from the orignal supplier.