Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Does this look like an £8.99 bag, he asked?

 

[Muttley]

BAFTA my arse - tw*t

Yes, he makes a lot of claims, none of which can be verified. Has claimed to have been in Swap Shop in the 80s (we know he was on Going Live in the 90s). I heard an ambiguous reference to Blue Peter, "during my Blue Peter days...". Stand up gigs in Las Vegas (not sure if that was working in the Las Vegas kebab shop in Blackpool though). Friends with celebs, I think he mentioned Cher once. Baftas (no trace of that). I'm sure we'd all love to know what the Bafta was for. To the crew reading this, ask Pete to tell us, he spouts a lot of unintelligible nonsense, tell us a fact and get him to prove it. No? Thought not.

 

[Muttley]

Does this look like an £8.99 bag, he asked?

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They are quite clearly plastic and look cheap. They might be useful and fit for purpose but look very cheap.

By the way Duke, I like the Whitehall 1212 reference (old phone number for Scotland Yard if anybody didn't know). There's always so much detail in your pictures, I always look closely to make sure I don't miss anything! I love Torchy's face

 

[Jazzydrury]

Think he left Live and Kicking in 1996, when they had there first change of presenters.

Andi Peters had announced he was leaving, but had a final epsiode all about him, Emma Forbes was meant to stay, but got pregnant, but was a guest on the first epsiode back.

Pedro was quietly dropped, didn’t get to say goodbye.

According to Wiki, Live and Kicking did win a BAFTA a Children’s one,Three years later

 

[Muttley]

Think he left Live and Kicking in 1996, when they had there first change of presenters.

Andi Peters had announced he was leaving, but had a final epsiode all about him, Emma Forbes was meant to stay, but got pregnant, but was a guest on the first epsiode back.

Pedro was quietly dropped, didn’t get to say goodbye.

According to Wiki, Live and Kicking did win a BAFTA a Children’s one,Three years later

That's interesting Jazzy, I think you may have solved the BAFTA riddle. The show won the award, not him personally, and he'd left by then.

Or in his head: Live and Kicking won a BAFTA + I was on the show at one point = I won a BAFTA.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I see. Essentially, he claims the credit for the award because he was in the programme before and left before the award was even made? Very much sums him up as an individual in my opinion. Grabs the glory when he wasn't there to grab it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

And if I remember rightly, the Award was mainly for Jamie Theakston and Zoe Ball, for there service to the programme

 

[Scraping the barrel]

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Peter has been on for 4 mins...........yes 4 mins and he has already said "Rigid strong" "I like a sticky bum" "Eurovision" "like our house full of strangers and dirty" "I have arthritis in the left hand but that hasn't stopped me" "Boys!!!!!!!!!! Pauls in the house!!!!!!!".......................Guess what he is (supposed to be) selling?......... Tower cooking Pans

Typical Peter. It’s never long before he’s on about banging his back door.

Holy post resurrection!
The post quoted is now 10 years old….but amazingly as true today as it was then!

Welcome to the forum Mr Snaggletooth. You must have read at least 10 yrs worth of posts? Unless you are Keep Going in disguise?

Enjoy the ‘debate’ ( ahem) here . Well not debate really as we all agree with each other generally.

I am relatively new and they are a great bunch. Here to inform and educate..

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the Berk with Tat

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s entirely up to you what you use it for, says Caine. Thanks for that, Kwai. That’s really kind of you to let ME decide what I do with MY cheap and nasty little clutch bag. Let me see now??? Burn it?

 

[HughTwo]

They're running Vostok trails, so looks like we'll get Kevski and Dirty Pinocchio Pedro tonight.

What about all the claims that "it's Duchump all the famous celebrities wear. Duchump are the ultimate in luxury timepieces, not only because they are hand assembled, but they are Swiss."

'John Paul' or 'Igor'? Filthy Pete should decide who is the king of horology.

 

[Muttley]

They're running Vostok trails, so looks like we'll get Kevski and Dirty Pinocchio Pedro tonight.

What about all the claims that "it's Duchump all the famous celebrities wear. Duchump are the ultimate in luxury timepieces, not only because they are hand assembled, but they are Swiss."

'John Paul' or 'Igor'? Filthy Pete should decide who is the king of horology.

If we have John Paul then maybe we'll get George Ringo as well. Wouldn't put anything past them, they'll probably think the audience wouldn't spot that one...

Hopefully we'll find out what famous celebs wear Duchamp watches, my money's on Timmy Mallett.

 

[HughTwo]

If we have John Paul then maybe we'll get George Ringo as well. Wouldn't put anything past them, they'll probably think the audience wouldn't spot that one...

Hopefully we'll find out what famous celebs wear Duchamp watches, my money's on Timmy Mallett.

I'm going to guess the world famous celebs wearing Duchump are Jeremy Edwards and Pedro 'damp hovel' Simon. Just a hunch.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see Jeremy is on at 10pm Tonight, when he was Dating Rachel Stevens, I bet he didn’t dream his career would lead to him selling Tat into the early hours

 

[Hammy60]

Alex in the house.

I don't think there is any form of media that can't be played on this projector.

Stick to pillows & duvets Alex.

A projector projects it doesn't play media, It's the player plugged into the projector that determines what media can be played not the projector, hope that helps Alex.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

More constructive uses for Peter Simon…Part Four:-

Dish Cloth Support Worker…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Alex in the house.

I don't think there is any form of media that can't be played on this projector.

Stick to pillows & duvets Alex.

A projector projects it doesn't play media, It's the player plugged into the projector that determines what media can be played not the projector, hope that helps Alex.

Viewers are texting in asking why the picture is so shyte/blue..Caine says that’s your television’s fault as it is picking up the images through our cameras…But funnily enough, nothing else is blue???..SMASH…CLATTER…. sounds like 100 dinner plates have been smashed just off camera. Chef Mark in today?

 

[Hammy60]

I'm going to guess the world famous celebs wearing Duchump are Jeremy Edwards and Pedro 'damp hovel' Simon. Just a hunch.

The nearest thing to celebs, although i suppose it depends on definition of celeb, would be the Football players at the 3 football clubs Duchump use for promotion/marketing. They sponsor the clubs by giving a free watch to the clubs goal of the month.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Viewers are texting in asking why the picture is so shyte/blue..Caine says that’s your television’s fault as it is picking up the images through our cameras…But funnily enough, nothing else is blue???..SMASH…CLATTER…. sounds like 100 dinner plates have been smashed just off camera. Chef Mark in today?

Yes at 1pm

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Good Morning Mike(of the Masons) and your Ego,

We know you and the goddess read this forum. This is a letter to you as you are probably lying in bed with the goddess, drinking a glass of wine and having a giggle at our observations Mike.

But,Michael,we are deadly serious. Rather than lying in bed and lying on tv and counting your dosh how about cleaning up your ‘act’.
These underhand and dubious sales tactics of yours i.e pressure selling and preying on the old,needy and vulnerable.
Just be honest(yes! That’s a word… ‘honest’ look it up).

The old ‘it’s a tenner’ yes ‘a tenner’ is a lot of money to some but you make it sound like nothing (great sales pitch..Not!)

We all want a bargain of course and maybe one day you will have a bargain.No problem with that. But respect your audience to make an informed choice,and Respect is a word you’re not familiar with. No humility at all. Your ego is far too big for that!

On this forum we laugh at you but not because you’re funny. You think you’re funny but not in the same sense. You come across as a prize twerp(a mild description).

You call yourself Mike of the Masons picked from this forum..but,Michael, we use it in a derogatory way not as you believe.

Nobody loves ya Moyke(maybe the Goddess and your Bank Manager)

Nowt wrong with a salesman but do it ethically. How would you sell to your parents/Grandparents etc. Try to be truthful occasionally ok?.

Thanks for reading and one day when you’re older you may look back at yerself and the time when you saw the light!