Random musings and general banter.

[PhædrusR]

Ahh yeah, you were asking about something suitable a few weeks back. Got a link to what you bought? Wooden sounds nicer than the plastic ones I use… maybe I will be buying from IW after all

On clearance £4.50:
https://www.idealworld.tv/clearance...-size-15x10x5-cm---natural-brown-7695115.html
And £4:
https://www.idealworld.tv/clearance...cm---natural-brown-natural-brown-7695137.html
IW p&p free at moment for these.

Also bought 2 larger wooden storage boxes from TJC. They're £10 on IW, but £8 or less on TJC:

https://www.tjc.co.uk/accessories/c...age-box-size-25x13x13-cm---brown-7695979.html
Use promo discount codes and free p&p offer days too.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

@Duke of Cheese is in Greece too.

Coincidence?!

******?

Halkidiki here.

 

[Muttley]

******?

Halkidiki here.

Hi Duke, you'd better keep an eye out for him just in case. I'm sure you'll spot him at night dressed in his tux and Our Bet in a Tansy polyester one size fits no-one evening dress. In fact you'll probably smell the Gammon and see his exclusive watch attracting attention.

If he's in your hotel you'll spot him in his famous crusty blue shorts as he flaunts his toned physique by the pool (apologies if I've made anybody feel quesy). I'm sure he'd love to recount all his showbiz stories about working in Las Vegas (emptying the septic tank), and all his showbiz friends (I hear Basil Brush speaks very highly of him).

But hopefully you don't see him and you can continue to enjoy your holiday

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yiannis and Emma for 4 hours what a turn off.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see Mr Duchamp is on at Midday

 

[Hammy60]

I see Mr Duchamp is on at Midday

Duchump.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yiannis and Emma for 4 hours what a turn off.

The only Yiannis best left outside of Greece this week.

 

[Hammy60]

Emma - i'm not good as science.


Bloody right you ain't, most of the heat given out by a radiator is by convection only a smaller amount is by radiation.

 

[Muttley]

Emma - i'm not good as science.


****** right you ain't, most of the heat given out by a radiator is by convection only a smaller amount is by radiation.

Did she say what she was good at? Asking for a friend...

 

[Battiola73]

A 'cell phone' bag? If your phone rings, good luck getting to it before it stops.

Being disabled, I carry my mobile phone in my pocket with me indoors in case I fall. If I’m wearing something with no pockets it is bunged in my bra!

 

[cheeky chappie]

I switch the tv on this morning, hop on to IW, and they're flogging matching travel bags for £40 I think.

Within the 60-90 secs I stayed on the channel I witness this guff ...

Emma: When you see people with matching luggage, you always make certain assumptions about them, right?

or something like that.

Yiannis: If these had certain labels on them Emma, how much do you reckon they would sell for?

Emma: Easily into three figures.

Yiannis: I'd say into the thousands ...

Yep, that's right, not hundreds according to him but THOUSANDS!!!

Needless to say I promptly turned over ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh God…He’s found us…

 

[Hammy60]

 

[galesgal57]

Duchump swim in the same waters as the high end watch makers! We already know that this watch is £450 with a discount code on Duchumps website.

 

[Hammy60]

LMFAO

Kids are quick today.

 

[Muttley]

Just heard the words "Swiss made timepieces". A bargain at £689.99...

 

[Hammy60]

According to Emma, I own a Rolex, Omega & a Breitling.

Actually Emma, i've watches from 16 different Swiss watch brands, but unfortunately for you lying shysters, i ain't got Rolex, Omega or Breitling. Remember Ems Duchump ain't a Swiss watch brand.

Must be a reaction to my text advising to buy Roamer (they're cheaper) instead of the overpriced Duchump copies.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

******?

Halkidiki here.

I thought Peter was in Grease, the care home performance

 

[Hammy60]

You wonder how Jannice sleeps at night with the ******** he spouts.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Janice was never like this on Create and Craft, his Induction week at IW must have been ******** Training