Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

I have compression socks from the NHS, the nurse I see, would scream at me If I bought those things

 

[Scraping the barrel]

“Lads” he says in a very very Patronising way..exactly the same tone as Mason uses…trying to make us inclusive..again..I would much prefer “old gits”(which is what I am) then I may multi buy even if I don’t need them..

As I say
As I say
As I say
God awful

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Back to Rowan and Martin here..SOCK it to me Pete

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Telex Texts Machine looks a rare good buy….

 

[Jazzydrury]

Where is he getting the £60 a pair from

 

[galesgal57]

Where is he getting the £60 a pair from

I found them for £10 online

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Did he just say if you are pregnant buy Sankom Socks? That’s some allegation…

 

[galesgal57]

Did he just say if you are pregnant buy Sankom Socks? That’s some allegation…

If you have skin not healing, I don’t think covering it with a tight fitting compression sock is going to help repair it. He appears to think so.

I've had diabetic foot ulcers in the past, and they have to be regularly dressed by health professionals. I also have poor circulation in my legs, and have been told not to wear tight socks.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Problem with telling lies is that you have to remember those lies

 

[Jazzydrury]

I've had diabetic foot ulcers in the past, and they have to be regularly dressed by health professionals. I also have poor circulation in my legs, and have been told not to wear tight socks.

I’m not diabetic but I’ve had ulcers, I go to see a nurse weekly, and have poor circulation, I use something called Ready Wraps, which have Velcrow straps

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He put the M in malapropisms…

So he knows what make of underpants some of the local football playing lads are wearing near him…”Hello Lads…I used to be a TV entertainer…What pants are you wearing?” *FU…OFF, YOU CU…..

 

[galesgal57]

Sieden.co.uk have these socks at £10 a pair, even though Pinocchio said they aren't available in the UK. Gawd, he's selling undercrackers now. I don't care to think about his nether regions.

 

[galesgal57]

Groin irritation, chafing, he's getting some, they are worn by sports stars apparently. Must be Sumo wrestlers, they probably sweat a lot. For micro urination!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought that was a problem Jimmy Clitheroe used to have.

 

[Kit10]

I was terrified that he would model those underpants. Thank Heavens he’s now flogging a highly flammable bedspread, last seen in a Blackpool B&B in 1958.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Single figures now..translated means ‘we started with 10’

 

[Scraping the barrel]

‘Genuinely multi buy’ he says……what does that actually mean?.

 

[galesgal57]

‘Genuinely multi buy’ he says……what does that actually mean?.

Bump up the sales figures, cause we ain't shifting any, roughly translated.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s going to slip up one day..Margaret’s in,Agnes is in,Muriel’s in..Check out yer CASKETS..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Clocks go BACK, you buffoon…