Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Jezza and his sidekick selling some bags for £20, comparing them to a Dior bag costing £2500. Cue the overacting from Jezza, WHAT!! Then ho ho ho ho, ho. Think he was auditioning for the part of Santa at the local mall. I think he is the worst of them all, speaking in that strange staccato way that he does. Mr Charisma, Torchy Morgan is back tomorrow, what a treat!

 

[HughTwo]

What a shock!!!!
The Doc has appeared with some Willy Hunt watches - last night there was only one left, must have been a few tucked under the bengaline trouser skip.
Hunty again billed as a "Saville Row" tailor. Maybe he was when Jezza last had an acting job

 

[Muttley]

Peter van Aveabuy needs new specs - they keep falling down his nose.

I'm sure I saw reading specs being sold in the Tatival Clearance - got on Peter, ave-a-buy

They just need re-adjusting. I get my glasses from Specsavers, I like the arms quite tight as I hate them falling down my nose. If they loosen over time necessary I just pop in and they do it. No 'new glasses' needed. Job done.

 

[Muttley]

Jezza and his sidekick selling some bags for £20, comparing them to a Dior bag costing £2500. Cue the overacting from Jezza, WHAT!! Then ho ho ho ho, ho. Think he was auditioning for the part of Santa at the local mall. I think he is the worst of them all, speaking in that strange staccato way that he does. Mr Charisma, Torchy Morgan is back tomorrow, what a treat!

I would ask "what the f**k do you know about Dior bags to make a comparison, that crappola doesn't work with me. But 'Muriel' probably believes him.

 

[Hammy60]

Just looking back through Jessie's show, william hunt watches, usual Jessie ********, has real rubies in there and Kelly is just there to hold the watches upside down.

Graphics had previous price at £699.99 (where the hell do they get that from?) IW Carnival price £99.99, Jessie asks for the price comp, as he remembers doing it the last time it was on and it was £450 and he knows it went down to £250 on the William Hunt site.

Of course no price comp appeared as it's NEVER been on William Hunt's web site to do a price comp with, it's a limited Edition special. The only time it's been near the prices Jessie has been quoting is when it appeared on TJC with their stupid starting/dropping price malarky, started at £1350 then dropped in seconds to £549 then to £99.99.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And the parade tat they couldn’t shift previously continues. You MUST buy this awful scent for your worst enemy, she squawks. Spread the cost….Buy what you can’t afford today and can’t afford it for four months instead of one…It’s gone absolutely MAD, she screams…The producer has lit a fart through her earpiece…Here comes The Chapel of Rest Quartet with Cheesy Departure on the I’ll Go to Hell, Me label…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just looking back through Jessie's show, william hunt watches, usual Jessie ********, has real rubies in there and Kelly is just there to hold the watches upside down.

Graphics had previous price at £699.99 (where the hell do they get that from?) IW Carnival price £99.99, Jessie asks for the price comp, as he remembers doing it the last time it was on and it was £450 and he knows it went down to £250 on the William Hunt site.

Of course no price comp appeared as it's NEVER been on William Hunt's web site to do a price comp with, it's a limited Edition special. The only time it's been near the prices Jessie has been quoting is when it appeared on TJC with their stupid starting/dropping price malarky, started at £1350 then dropped in seconds to £549 then to £99.99.

If presenters there had a moral code, they’d refrain from doing what you describe. Rob appeared to have one, but you rarely see him any longer.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I see Sallah is on the early shift offering what appears to be the Opatra welding mask.

Even though it is made of the finest plastic can't imagine it will stand up to much heat.

 

[Samki]

Wow! Pyrex dishes.

How much more exciting can this carnival clearance get?

A pack of dusters?

A watering can?

Compression socks?

I’m waiting for the compression copper socks and the electric watering can

I see Sallah is on the early shift offering what appears to be the Opatra welding mask.

Even though it is made of the finest plastic can't imagine it will stand up to much heat.

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Hardly flash dance is it

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Struggling with this item..

 

[Hammy60]

Struggling with this item..

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Just in the door from a walk and Janice is on, with a security camera, and low and behold within 2 minutes of turning on he uttered his famous catchphrase "I would never lie to you" and he also said should be a 1 in front of the price. Had a laugh then switched on pc and came here and see this.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Just looking back through Jessie's show, william hunt watches, usual Jessie ********, has real rubies in there and Kelly is just there to hold the watches upside down.

Graphics had previous price at £699.99 (where the hell do they get that from?)

It could be similar to when you see a 'was £1,999.99' sticker on a sofa that's in a sale in a furniture store. You're in the store on the 10th August. The small print on the sticker says this ...

Product previously on sale for £1,999.99 from 5th to 15th February.

So legally they're not lying, however in reality the sofa was for sale at the higher price for a very limited time.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I take it all back. IW prices are amazing!

£134.99 for this:

Tower- Vortx Vizion Air Fryer with Colour LCD Digital Display with 6 Litre Capacity - Black - 7663453 - Ideal World

Tower- Vortx Vizion Air Fryer with Colour LCD Digital Display with 6 Litre Capacity - Black - 7663453 at Ideal World. 30 Days money back guarantee.

www.idealworld.tv

Great deal! Oh emmm, hang on, TJC is selling it for £89.99:

Tower- Vortx Vizion Air Fryer with Colour LCD Digital Display with 6 Litre Capacity - Black - 7663453 - TJC

Tower- Vortx Vizion Air Fryer with Colour LCD Digital Display with 6 Litre Capacity - Black - 7663453 - TJC

www.tjc.co.uk

Alternatively, buy it from Freemans for £59.99

Tower T17124 Vortx Vizion 6L Air Fryer with Colour Digital Display - Black | Freemans

Exclusive to Tower Air Fryers, Vortx technology rapidly circulates hot air around the food. Cooking up to 30% faster than a conventional oven and using 99% less oil, saving up to 70% on your energy. The colour display. A clear, easy-to-read coloured display ensures simple and efficient cooking...

www.freemans.com

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His selling techniques are appalling. Okay - anybody sentient can spot that he’s gone for the family man approach to assist him in trying to shift stock. Similar to that awful Jess character who has moved elsewhere - family woman in her case.

It’s so annoyingly repetitious what he does – staring fixedly at the camera with constant sincerely framed references to his young children, and constant references to older members of his family with linkage to the product that he is showcasing at the time, plus constant analogies of a tediously personal nature in general, that again, he somehow believes increases the desire to purchase for people in a similar situation. He also uses ‘What If!!!’ selling approaches that he usually prefaces by saying ‘I’m not trying to scare you’ but they obviously have that direct opposite effect because of the nature of the worrying scenarios he is graphically describing. There are better ways to sell than his, believe me.

 

[Craftalot]

Similar to that awful Jess character who has moved elsewhere - family woman in her case.

It’s so annoyingly repetitious what he does – staring fixedly at the camera with constant sincerely framed references to his young children, and constant references to older members of his family with linkage to the product that he is showcasing at the time, plus constant analogies of a tediously personal nature in general, that again, he somehow believes increases the desire to purchase for people in a similar situation. He also uses ‘What If!!!’ selling approaches that he usually prefaces by saying ‘I’m not trying to scare you’ but they obviously have that direct opposite effect because of the nature of the worrying scenarios he is graphically describing. There are better ways to sell than his, believe me.

Jess has appeared on QVC every now and again. Slightly less wide-eyed and 'sincere', and decidedly less common - i.e., she's been QVCified, but still irritating, nonetheless.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Their My Fair Lady approach in shopping…You wonder what they would do with the likes of Mason and Simon. Though with Simon, I think he would just have to stay mute to get through it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

It could be similar to when you see a 'was £1,999.99' sticker on a sofa that's in a sale in a furniture store. You're in the store on the 10th August. The small print on the sticker says this ...

Product previously on sale for £1,999.99 from 5th to 15th February.

So legally they're not lying, however in reality the sofa was for sale at the higher price for a very limited time.

Spot on.

Of course, they don't sell any during the "full price" phase but this devious trick entitles them to claim ridiculous discounts for the rest of the year.

However, if we look at Opatra or some of the watch brands they ARE NOT available anyway as they are always sold out on the websites.

Shocking deceit.

 

[galesgal57]

Vostok AGAIN tonight.

 

[Herring]

Vostok AGAIN tonight.

Oooh, fantastic news.

I don't know how Igor and Kevski keep managing to find more for IW, but I'm glad they do!

 

[Hammy60]

Joe - Have dealt with Flavorstone for years, they are a fantastic company.


Must have been in your dreams Joe, Flavorstone ain't a company, just a Brand name that Thane have manufacturers put on pans for then to wholesale.