Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

All the fans they have were ordered in January

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

or the real voice and telephone voice

I’m from Cork originally and she sounds nothing like from there. She’s from somewhere else but I can’t work out where from. I call the accents her British TV one and her ‘forgets and slips into normal’ one.

 

[SiRich]

I’m from Cork originally and she sounds nothing like from there. She’s from somewhere else but I can’t work out where from. I call the accents her British TV one and her ‘forgets and slips into normal’ one.

is her other accent 'mrs browns boys'!?!

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[Lord Helpus]

I see the box has a crown on it, I’m surprised he hasn’t said the King uses it

"Yes, er Camilla and I like to keep cool and we have a Prem-I-Air fan in each room of all our royal residencies. We bulk bought them from Ideal World doncha know."

Peter Simon, salesman by appointment to HRH.

 

[PhaedrusR]

Two typical Ideal World customers in their Pick of the Day purchases today.

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It's Muriel and her friend!
I reckon Muriel's on the right.

That kayak's been on TJC for ages, started at £199 I think about a year+ ago, with tjc discount codes was cheaper too, came down progressively to £99 and now £49.
I'm genuinely tempted, living fairly near the river, but you'd need to invest in safety hat, lifejacket, etc. and not burst it on nettles, thorns, etc. I fancy paddling up and down a stretch, being runover by fast boat crews, day trippers, speedboats and luxury cruisers and tourist cruise paddle steamers.

But I did see on the news they've opened that cross-pennine canal tunnel up in Lancashire/Manc so I could use it up there?!

 

[PhaedrusR]

Eddie was struggling with his voice the other night. At one point he stopped and said to the audience that his throat was really bad and he wanted a really big cheer to encourage him to continue,.

Sounds like Sleepy Joe in the debate too

 

[PhaedrusR]

Nor me. Gen selling tents at the moment.

Real tents ? (not massive poncho dresses?) For Glastonbury?

 

[Jazzydrury]

They could use the tents as umbrellas in Dortmund

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A vacuum for all Plandemic believers showcasing next… The Anti-vax…Presented by Mulligan and O’Hare..

 

[Jazzydrury]

IW sell some strange products

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Van Hooversukdupt obviously hanging around again, gettng in the way. Given another expert role to occupy him in exchange for a couple of fags and a cup of Ovaltine.

 

[headintheclouds]

A vacuum for all Plandemic believers showcasing next… The Anti-vax…Presented by Mulligan and O’Hare..

I thought that’s what I heard him say! What an arse

And ‘Mulligan and O’Hare’ - that’s twice you’ve made me laugh out loud today, Duke - thanks

 

[headintheclouds]

What the hell is ‘body ash’?!!! The cure-all-ills vac apparently sucks it up.

Finally, the UK apparently consists of Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales and….
…Cornwall!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Peter was tall

What the hell is ‘body ash’?!!! The cure-all-ills vac apparently sucks it up.

Finally, the UK apparently consists of Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales and….
…Cornwall!

A term I've heard to describe dust

 

[headintheclouds]

A term I've heard to describe dust

I thought it was one of Peter S’ “bran’ new”, unsavoury of mind (and made up) terms for dust.

 

[SiRich]

A solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

Thankyou dumb and dumber.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What a delightful show. Defecation, uncontrollable urination, vomiting, ‘weed and waffing’, foul bodily stenches, dust mites excreta, body ash, decomposing…General bad smells around the house…Still, that’s enough about the two hosts.

 

[SiRich]

What the hell is ‘body ash’?!!! The cure-all-ills vac apparently sucks it up.

Finally, the UK apparently consists of Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales and….
…Cornwall!

a by product of the crematorium at a guess!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

What a delightful show. Defecation, uncontrollable urination, vomiting, ‘weed and waffing’, foul bodily stenches, dust mites excreta, body ash, decomposing…General bad smells around the house…Still, that’s enough about the two hosts.

you forgot about verbal diarrhea

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

a by product of the crematorium at a guess!

It's supposedly in reference to dead skin cells etc.