Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

Not much changed I see.

Will someone please delete the music files from the system. Well, they refer to it as music.....

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike and his high end watches again

Yeah that Christope Ducamp watch compares with any ten fousand pand watch on your wrist.

Sure it does, Mike.

You dipstick.

 

[Battiola73]

He thought he was the epitome of sartorial elegance last night with his Harrington jacket and brown lace up shoes! Ah sarcasm and irony are wonderful things

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro in full BS mode this morning. I've been selling Enrico Benitti bags for 30 years. If you paid £100 for this bag, you would have got a bargain. It's a plastic bag, reckons they featured in *** in the City.

 

[Hammy60]

"if you're in a darts team contact me"

Why? Why the hell would a darts player want that cheap crap?


"darts helps with your counting"

Peter throws at the dart board, needs 60 to win world championship he says, hits a 20 needs 40, hits a 12, he needs to think on this one a few seconds, okay needs 18.

Certainly helped your counting Peter.

 

[Jazzydrury]

"if you're in a darts team contact me"

Why? Why the hell would a darts player want that cheap crap?


"darts helps with your counting"

Peter throws at the dart board, needs 60 to win world championship he says, hits a 20 needs 40, hits a 12, he needs to think on this one a few seconds, okay needs 18.

Certainly helped your counting Peter.

Luke Littler will be so scared

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Not much changed I see.

Will someone please delete the music files from the system. Well, they refer to it as music.....

They have them on permanent lend from the soundtrack of the BBC’s Sunset Across the Bay (Alan Bennett play about older people facing social and emotional oblivion in retirement) made in 1975.

 

[Battiola73]

"if you're in a darts team contact me"

Why? Why the hell would a darts player want that cheap crap?


"darts helps with your counting"

Peter throws at the dart board, needs 60 to win world championship he says, hits a 20 needs 40, hits a 12, he needs to think on this one a few seconds, okay needs 18.

Certainly helped your counting Peter.

But surely the normal maximum score would be 1800 not 180? But wait, as a special deal Pedro has reduced it to one hundred and eighty

 

[Battiola73]

Midday and Pedro with watches. He really shouldn’t stand like that with his hands positioned where they are

 

[Wanderer]

Midday and Pedro with watches. He really shouldn’t stand like that with his hands positioned where they are

Not only that..... only two left......

 

[galesgal57]

Few of us could ill afford to buy a Duchamp! How the hell does he know?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Surely Mike of the Morons sold the Christopher Decamps last night. There were only 2 left.

They must ave ad a delivery.

 

[galesgal57]

Surely Mike of the Morons sold the Christopher Decamps last night. There were only 2 left.

They must ave ad a delivery.

Also at 10 last night Emma was selling them. Like the Billy Hunt watches, they have an endless supply.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter de Simone in full flow spinning one of his infamous word salads, a jumble of phrases thrown together in his own idiotic style resulting in meaningless drivel.

Get it one for £99.99, just because for no other reason.

He reminds me of one of those old Oxford Street hawkers shouting "ow much would this cost ya in arrods?" shortly before being chased off by a police constable (remember them?)

I wish we had telly police.

 

[Niwa]

What is the matter with Peter Simon?
Why does he continually bang and tap things with his
glasses?
Lean on things?
Anyone else got any pet hates about him?

 

[Jazzydrury]

What is the matter with Peter Simon?
Why does he continually bang and tap things with his
glasses?
Lean on things?
Anyone else got any pet hates about him?

Yeah him being him

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What is the matter with Peter Simon?
Why does he continually bang and tap things with his
glasses?
Lean on things?
Anyone else got any pet hates about him?

Have you got three hours?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Have you got three hours?

Is that three hours a day, for about a week

 

[Gooner1963]

What is the matter with Peter Simon?
Why does he continually bang and tap things with his
glasses?
Lean on things?
Anyone else got any pet hates about him?

Breathing lol

 

[Niwa]

If you go on the You Tube IW feed you can make it jump forwards or backwards, in 5 second intervals. If you then choose a bit of Peter S footage and make it jump, the results are hilarious, yet strangely don't sound very much different to his normal weird sentences!