Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

Just looked at live feed on YouTube to be faced with him lying on the floor, I thought he'd collapsed but then realised he was using the shiatsu massager. And making disturbing noises...

I bought a shiatsu massager years ago and it did more harm than good. The tension in my neck and shoulders was worse.

I scanned through the YT feed and I'm sure he said 'use it when driving' !!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Regarding the meals I’m sure Hammy said once they give 27p towards a meal

 

[Samki]

I scanned through the YT feed and I'm sure he said 'use it when driving' !!!

Yes he did say it

 

[Muttley]

Clicked on YouTube feed. Sally selling loose one size tops with detachable necklace for £19.99.

I've got four of these, companies buy them and put their own label in them. You get them on market stalls, craft fairs etc, all with different labels. I paid £14.99 for mine (2 for £25). Nothing actually wrong with them although probably slightly overpriced at £14.99.

 

[Gooner1963]

Top tip forumers tell your insurers you've got the dictionary safe & you may get a discount off your premiums lol

 

[galesgal57]

He's just said he's got his dad's Omega watch wrapped up in a drawer. Just tell everyone Pedro, obviously doesn't own this book safe, or a Rolson.

 

[galesgal57]

Also said he was given a ring for playing a character for a lot of years. Big Mac and fries anyone?

 

[Muttley]

He's just said he's got his dad's Omega watch wrapped up in a drawer. Just tell everyone Pedro, obviously doesn't own this book safe, or a Rolson.

He forgets that not all of the viewers are trusting people with failing memories...

 

[Muttley]

Also said he was given a ring for playing a character for a lot of years. Big Mac and fries anyone?

Perhaps he forgot to add the word "doughnut" after the word "ring"

 

[Craftalot]

Top tip forumers tell your insurers you've got the dictionary safe & you may get a discount off your premiums lol

Can I fit my Klimt in that safe? If so, do I need to tell my insurers?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Did he paint Gollum On a Bridge Screaming? Or was that Edvard Munch depicting 10,000 Subliminal Canes with No Ethereal Buyers?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Rummaging through his ladies" bags again. Probing the leatherette..They must give us a glimpse at that massive new studio Tezza H sings the praises of... continually teasing us with the pre-2034 formal opening. Ideally, to give their Floor Manager some to work on. She got this in Florence, he says. Not in Zebedee?

Here he goes... multi-buy...like a pig stuck in drain....

 

[Lord Helpus]

Muriel's in. Of course she is. I don't see how she can ever be out as she's either buying whatever Pete is selling or waiting for the courier to arrive with the dozens of items she's bought.

But why does she need a leatherette shopping bag when she only buys from IW3?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The thing that stands out on camera at least, is he displays no shame whatsoever.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Top tip forumers tell your insurers you've got the dictionary safe & you may get a discount off your premiums lol

He once swallowed a dictionary and the words are still being spewed out all in the wrong order or context or back to front.

This accounts for a lot.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Did he paint Gollum On a Bridge Screaming? Or was that Edvard Munch depicting 10,000 Subliminal Canes with No Ethereal Buyers?

I think he painted Gollum on a massager screaming in ecstasy.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He says it's hard to find a good navy bag but I'm sure he's known a few sailors in his time.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ll bet…Still looking for the Golden Rivet, no doubt…

 

[Craftalot]

Did he paint Gollum On a Bridge Screaming? Or was that Edvard Munch depicting 10,000 Subliminal Canes with No Ethereal Buyers?

Nah mate - he did "Woman in Caravan Screeching (2002)". It's got a passing similarity to Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping"

 

[galesgal57]

More exorbitant prices for Duchamp. Put it on your household insurance. What a load of old cobblers. Last of the stock, yeah right.