Random musings and general banter.

[Mommabear]

Floor staff probably play footie with those bags off air

 

[Lord Helpus]

His dog's mum won Crufts. He says.

Then he goes into a mad, bad showtime routine.

The man is clearly off his rocker.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

More of his fantasies.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His dog's mum won Crufts. He says.

Doesn't he call himself Josh's dad? Does that mean his wife won Crufts as an entrant?

 

[Gooner1963]

Muriel's in! What a surprise.

Muriels in is just the twats way of sticking two fingers up at this forum he knows he's lying we know he's lying & he knows the ASA/Authorities will do absolutely **** all about it

 

[Lord Helpus]

Doesn't he call himself Josh's dad? Does that mean his wife won Crufts as an entrant?

That would be my Bet (geddit).

 

[Duke of Cheese]

See he gave up trying to zip up that jacket.

 

[galesgal57]

Here he goes again. None of us can afford the jacket the yts kid is wearing. Making assumptions about the viewers finances, cheeky ****.

 

[Muttley]

His dog's mum won Crufts. He says.

Then he goes into a mad, bad showtime routine.

The man is clearly off his rocker.

Lord H, if he said he was raining I'd still look out of the window to check...

 

[Lord Helpus]

He also claims he and Josh are inseparable. So does he bring the dog with him to his (uncomfortable) lodgings and thence to the studio? I always assumed he stayed at home with Bet and/or Barbara.

None of the dots ever join up with Patio Pete.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Lord H, if he said he was raining I'd still look out of the window to check...

And if he ever predicts a heatwave we know he's selling a fan.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Barbour and AGA for him you suspect. Not Regatta and Tower.

 

[galesgal57]

Muriel's in for the hose. Her house must be huge.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter says the hose is "undestructable". No such word.

That Harrington jacket looks so long and baggy on him. Proper scruffy. He must be the worst model on tv. As well as the biggest liar.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Muriel's in for the hose. Her house must be huge.

Her friend Martha bought one as well.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He has 39 "undestructable" hoses left.

All returns.

 

[Gooner1963]

Her friend Martha bought one as well.

Even though she lives on the 12 floor with no garden lol

 

[Mommabear]

Peter says the hose is "undestructable". No such word.

That Harrington jacket looks so long and baggy on him. Proper scruffy. He must be the worst model on tv. As well as the biggest liar.

It's not his colour

 

[Lord Helpus]

Even though she lives on the 12 floor with no garden lol

That's why he says "multibuy" so she can link numerous hoses to reach the ground.

 

[Mommabear]

Even though she lives on the 12 floor with no garden lol

Probably uses it to abseil out

He's losing a selling tactic there