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Hi everyone! I used to be a regular poster on here back in the bid tv days and watched Peter from 2004 onwards. I rarely watched selly telly after 2014, but switched into Peter a couple of months ago. Lost for words. I've been reading posts on here, and what he comes out with just makes me speechless!

I think this is Muriel's living room. Don't ask to see her other rooms, or her garden with at least 10 lion heads.

I'm going to be absolutely transparent with you okay. You know better than I do right. Muriel, Christine. 0800 051. This is the hero product of the year okay. I promise I haven't had any other hero products in the last 2 minutes alright. Although the last product was the best thing I've seen for 5 years...now this is, alright. Now trust me okay! In the 30 odd years I've been doing this. 0800, Muriel, Jackie. Remember this bag is first lair leather alright. We have 68 left right. These will fly out right. It's £29.99 but me and Ola think it should be £500. £29.99 is a mistake, but we've decided to keep that price okay. 0800, Muriel, Michael, Maureen, Matt. Great buy! This is only £2 (on 15 flexis). If you can multibuy these, do! You won't see these again...trust me alright! Muriel has got hers. I really won't have them until tomorrow. Although this is something you'd find in PoundStretcher, you know that brand in Harrods right? I'm not comparing alright.

Just thought I'd come on and post one more time :) I am hoping I won't be a regular poster (and hope I'll get out the habit of watching again...!), but I can't promise, as my definition of "promise" is different to Peter's.

Take care all!
 

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