Random musings and general banter.

[Craftalot]

I thought you aren’t allowed to suggest a direct celebrity endorsement or trademarked fictional character name to product association without permission?

Exactly - cue Foghorn talking about 'ooh, this is just like that other really famous bag, you know, then one with two letters of the alphabet combined' and various other creative inventions to try to suggest some sort of equivalence between a Gucci bag and a £9.99 made-in-China bit of tat.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Figurines with Jezza, horrific ones, even though he says they are stunning

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I fail to see a redeeming feature in his presenting style.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I fail to see a redeeming feature in his presenting style.

That’s because there isn’t,

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is selling a foldable fan, He said it’s easy to charge, he tried to put the lead in, tried about three times and then gave up.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I can't see him or hear him as I am in a camper van on a camp site with a dodgy internet signal. Perfect.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Jeremy wishes he had a little fan.

Just one would do.

Not surprised he hasn't

 

[Jazzydrury]

I can't see him or hear him as I am in a camper van on a camp site with a dodgy internet signal. Perfect.

You picked perfect weather, we should have listened to Pedro he said it was going to get warmer

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lake District…Beautiful place. Never been here before.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Figurines with Jezza, horrific ones, even though he says they are stunning

Everything is stunning to Jezza and Pete. It's their go-to word to describe every item not matter how plastic or tatty it is.

 

[Latearrival]

Jeremy’s fav sunglasses option two reminded me of JOE90

 

[Jazzydrury]

Extension Lead now

 

[Lord Helpus]

You picked perfect weather, we should have listened to Pedro he said it was going to get warmer

He said heatwave 26° plus.

Hand him a list of what he needs to sell and he'll give you a weather forecast for the week ahead.

Purple Pie Pete
Purple Pie Pete
His lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat
- T.REX 1972

 

[galesgal57]

Pre-recorded show on this morning when it's usually Natalia and her beauty products.

Maybe her face has frozen.

 

[Hammy60]

Jezza really doesn't know about watches or their functions.

First he says look at the orange second hand, oops wrong.
Then he says the orange hand is the minute hand, oops wrong again.
Finally he says it's to be used in connection with the bezel for measuring/timing how long left when you're diving, oops wrong again.

The orange hand is a GMT hand and with the bezel you can set your watch to read/set the time in 3 different time zones.

He's buying it even though he doesn't know how it works, it's heavy and stunning that's all Jezza needs to know.

 

[galesgal57]

Jezza really doesn't know about watches or their functions.

First he says look at the orange second hand, oops wrong.
Then he says the orange hand is the minute hand, oops wrong again.
Finally he says it's to be used in connection with the bezel for measuring/timing how long left when you're diving, oops wrong again.

The orange hand is a GMT hand and with the bezel you can set your watch to read/set the time in 3 different time zones.

He's buying it even though he doesn't know how it works, it's heavy and stunning that's all Jezza needs to know.

Heavy and stunning. Sounds like me.

 

[Hammy60]

Lake District…Beautiful place. Never been here before.

I've only stopped in the Lake District once, passed through it a few times, back in 1969 with the scouts, we went on a camping trip to go up Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowden. While in lake District also visited the Rydal cave (boy was that big), Keswick & Penrith. Was long ago but from memeory was a beautiful place to visit.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Pooley Bridge today. Marvellous.

 

[Latearrival]

I've only stopped in the Lake District once, passed through it a few times, back in 1969 with the scouts, we went on a camping trip to go up Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowden. While in lake District also visited the Rydal cave (boy was that big), Keswick & Penrith. Was long ago but from memeory was a beautiful place to visit.

Ive been to the Lake District several times, been to Rydale cave once. The water was teaming with tiny fish and I got so mesmerised watching the fish I forgot we were supposed to be looking at the cave.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Figurines with Jezza, horrific ones, even though he says they are stunning

Each to their own however I agree, market stall tat at its best.

Is this stuff actually selling?!?