Random musings and general banter.

[Gray]

Two fried eggs and a tin of beans.

Preferably not cooked by Mark Stewart.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Yannis says I will never lie to you

And he probably won't. He says the aroma is wonderful but that means zilch to a TV audience.

Comparing four different fragrances is pointless.

And he's already suggesting James Bond has this in his bathroom.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Preferably not cooked by Mark Stewart.

Chef Flambé boils beans in the tin cowboy style. Yee ha!

 

[Lord Helpus]

James Bond is Black Hoodie.

John Wayne is Big Leggy

Peter Simon is Big Liar.

Sally Jacks is Big Mouthy.

Four new fragrances for you there.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He says he is one of the new presenters, wonder who else we will get

 

[Lord Helpus]

Y is not going well for me so far.

He's talking about investing in a branded - Stormhau - leatherette jacket. Really? You could be wearing this in 20 years time. No. With real leather you might be but not simulated mate. Come on.

Peter is joining us later he says.

He gave us the big goodbye yesterday and said he won't be back until Friday. Deary me.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He says he is one of the new presenters, wonder who else we will get

Emil Savundra? John Bingham?

 

[Muttley]

Emil Savundra? John Bingham?

Had to Google the first one, I knew John was the Freddie Mercury lookalike Lord Lucan

 

[Jazzydrury]

Y is not going well for me so far.

He's talking about investing in a branded - Stormhau - leatherette jacket. Really? You could be wearing this in 20 years time. No. With real leather you might be but not simulated mate. Come on.

Peter is joining us later he says.

He gave us the big goodbye yesterday and said he won't be back until Friday. Deary me.

He meant Peter V

 

[cheeky chappie]

He seems fairly non-hysterical and articulate ...

... so far

 

[Lord Helpus]

He meant Peter V

Thank the Lord.

 

[Herring]

Blimey, I can't escape Ideal World or their never-ending stock of that flippin' cane

I don't even follow Ideal World on there, or have ever interacted with their page. I can only assume my visits to this forum have somehow informed the great algorithms in the sky that I might be interested in this stuff. I go to Facebook for misinformation, manufactured outrage, and news about what's on Talking Pictures TV this week, not this stuff!

Still the cane must sell very well for IW to pay out for sponsored posts hawking them — sort of confirms what we assume about their core buying audience.

 

[Gooner1963]

Message for the gallery can you PLEASE tell the witch to stop cackling

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He looks like what he is. Somebody who can't accept the ageing pocess.

Rob Lamarr is a far better advert, though I think it is down to good genes

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

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Blimey, I can't escape Ideal World or their never-ending stock of that flippin' cane

I don't even follow Ideal World on there, or have ever interacted with their page. I can only assume my visits to this forum have somehow informed the great algorithms in the sky that I might be interested in this stuff. I go to Facebook for misinformation, manufactured outrage, and news about what's on Talking Pictures TV this week, not this stuff!

Still the cane must sell very well for IW to pay out for sponsored posts hawking them — sort of confirms what we assume about their core buying audience.

The thing is that thing would make you feel even more self conscious, especially with that horrendous alarm. Something stylish and discrete would be a better option

 

[Hammy60]

Mason and his don't buy just try patter.

Oh Peter V with the polti cordless, the best vac he's ever seen, but wait Peter wasn't there another corded vac recently that blew ALL cordless vacs out of the water?

 

[cheeky chappie]

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Blimey, I can't escape Ideal World or their never-ending stock of that flippin' cane

I don't even follow Ideal World on there, or have ever interacted with their page. I can only assume my visits to this forum have somehow informed the great algorithms in the sky that I might be interested in this stuff. I go to Facebook for misinformation, manufactured outrage, and news about what's on Talking Pictures TV this week, not this stuff!

Still the cane must sell very well for IW to pay out for sponsored posts hawking them — sort of confirms what we assume about their core buying audience.

QVC was selling something similar a few days back. I think it had a light but didn't keep watching to see if it had the alarm etc.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And he probably won't. He says the aroma is wonderful but that means zilch to a TV audience.

Comparing four different fragrances is pointless.

And he's already suggesting James Bond has this in his bathroom.

I thought you aren’t allowed to suggest a direct celebrity endorsement or trademarked fictional character name to product association without permission? Didn’t Mason say as such when he alluded to similar when Streaky was first fried? But equally putting the image of the most famous fictional special agent character in cinema history splashing the fat all over him, without actually naming him? They should work out a way of shifting a few thousand of the Black Hedz fragrance left to the local butchers..Then I can go in and ask for the Baconne…Lean back? the butcher says? Allowing me to ask again, tipped to the rear….

 

[cheeky chappie]

Mason and his don't buy just try patter.

Oh Peter V with the polti cordless, the best vac he's ever seen, but wait Peter wasn't there another corded vac recently that blew ALL cordless vacs out of the water?

I'll say it again, THEE most stupid thing to say. By 'checking out the basket' the viewer has bought the product, yes with a returns policy in place and all other consumer rights, however the product has been bought.

If they wanted to offer 'try don't buy' it should be no first flexi/payment other than maybe p&p for a period of time before payment is applied.

Underhand sales tactics, there again with this lot it's to be expected.

 

[Gray]

Pre-recorded show on this morning when it's usually Natalia and her beauty products.