Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

We'll be in trouble tomorrow for selling the shoe perfume for a pound cheaper than normal.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Made of stone, apparently? I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my garden. Or the figures…

 

[Muttley]

Oh god it's Pedro with the Sexy Shoo and Always Forever perfume, he's insisting we buy both. Telling men to buy for presents. I think he said Muriel but seemed to stop half way through her name. Perhaps he's been reading this forum again.

He's just said that Always Forever is like Chanel but quickly said he's not comparing.

Laurelle is one of the top perfume houses he said

 

[Muttley]

WTF are those hideous planters? A lion and an elephant wearing crowns. More tat from India or the far east no doubt.

Christ I've just seen it

 

[Muttley]

Apparently Pedro would love us to contact him by text...

 

[galesgal57]

Apparently Pedro would love us to contact him by text...

I don't think he would, most of it would be unrepeatable!

 

[galesgal57]

Made of stone, apparently? I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my garden. Or the figures…

He seems to be handling them remarkably easily.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Sometimes you think it cannot get any worse,but the next day it is worse!
Why are some of these people employed it’s beyond belief.
It’s everything a shopping experience should not be,rude,arrogant,false,and patronising and they are the good points.
Just rename it s**t tv

And that's just Jeremy!

 

[galesgal57]

Thought they were sold out this morning, but they have 40 of each. They will be £170 in the garden centres.

 

[cheeky chappie]

WTF are those hideous planters? A lion and an elephant wearing crowns. More tat from India or the far east no doubt.

Lions head £29.99 on Amazon and they're resin not stone!

 

[Kit10]

He doesn’t know the words to Nellie the Elephant. He is an embarrassment.

 

[galesgal57]

Surely not. It's the first time they've been seen in the UK. He tells it as it is you know.

 

[Kit10]

That Lion has been limited stock for a while now. Has he not mentioned that these will increase the value of your home? Just look for the Elephant House on Rightmove.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter is a Nellie and to prove the point he is selling elephant head flower pots.

You couldn't make it up.

 

[Muttley]

Thought they were sold out this morning, but they have 40 of each. They will be £170 in the garden centres.

I think you missed out the decimal point, he must have meant £1.70

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Palace playing this evening. Walter is benched.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Half-Time..Oh look..Sally Jacks’s resin head…Er…sorry..Stone head.

 

[galesgal57]

A £69.99 watch gives you bragging rights! All sold out on the William Hunt website. I'm wondering if they are bankrupt stock, and they have bought the lot to flog off cheap.

 

[galesgal57]

Half-Time..Oh look..Sally Jacks’s resin head…Er…sorry..Stone head.

Fantastic result for Palace. Let's hope Utd play like that at the weekend against Arsenal.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Amazing game. Hope you stuff ‘em…Papa Smurf might go tonight.