Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

it's 'erself flahggin sahme nice trousers dat'll do you fahr de soehmmer. dey're vescahse you know in de grey ahr de blue.

boeht if you want dem you'd better 'oehrry, dey're flyin ooeht so dey are.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike says I don’t often do handbags but these were new in today, and I wanted them on my show

These are designer selling them for £19.99

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike "The Trader you can Trust" Mason is selling 'andbags by Enrico Benetti for well under a pony.

Wow! What a goalkeeper he was, played for Chelsea for many years.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike "The Trader you can Trust" Mason is selling 'andbags by Enrico Benetti for well under a pony.

Wow! What a goalkeeper he was, played for Chelsea for many years.

Mind you, I think I'll wait until he offers the Marco Tardelli brand.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Chef Towering Inferno back on this evening. Calor Gas Cooking Ignited with a Blow Torch...

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Flogging that foldable mini washing machine on TJC,. Unlike IW3, they actually have one of each colour. They have sold 170 so far. They are also giving 2 packs of colour catchers and I am sure it's £5 cheaper than IW3 was selling it for.

 

[Kit10]

LAB Beauty launch on Saturday, those two sisters who came from Oxford uni will be trotted out again

Interesting to see how they fare on IW3 as opposed to QVC. I know some of the reviews on QVC were very bad, but at least customers could try the products out.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Interesting to see how they fare on IW3 as opposed to QVC. I know some of the reviews on QVC were very bad, but at least customers could try the products out.

I remember them been on IW2 last year, a few months before they went bust. I am sure they came on quite often prior to that as well.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Listen at him. Makes out like he was Mike "The fanny magnet" Mason. Playing with himself was the only player he was.

 

[Muttley]

Haven’t posted for a couple of days haven’t felt like it, I was out in my electric power chair on Tuesday, and the motor went pop, had to call the AA Father Version to save me, luckily the chair is owned by the council so they bought a new motor today, so say 2 grands worth, nearly asked him if it was a direct comparison

Did a device really catch on fire.

Hope you're OK, you can do without that. I've heard of 'the bank of mum and dad' but not the Father AA! My dad was one of those who could do a bit of anything, simple plumbing tasks, carpentry, car maintenance. I have to pay someone these days as I can't do much myself, although I did build some flat pack book shelves and was pretty pleased with myself!

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh great, the Opatra toothbrush again. Now we are getting a dental lecture from Mason van Nierop.

 

[Muttley]

If i worked at TJC/IW i would be onto my union rep/management about the lack of Health & Safety in that studio.

I have it on good authority that the IW union is called The Association of Rip Off Bog Roll Merchants.

 

[Battiola73]

Do you know the more I watch IW3 the more it seems they are broadcasting from a parallel dimension. It’s almost like they’re making a new version of The Truman Show.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oi Mason! You avin a tin bath geezer. You have stated the GX Poillow is the best. You use GX Pillows yourself and have 4 spare pillows in your loft, and now you expect us to believe that this bamboo pillow is the bollocks now, jog on you melt.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hope you're OK, you can do without that. I've heard of 'the bank of mum and dad' but not the Father AA! My dad was one of those who could do a bit of anything, simple plumbing tasks, carpentry, car maintenance. I have to pay someone these days as I can't do much myself, although I did build some flat pack book shelves and was pretty pleased with myself!

Thanks I hit a pothole and it done one of the motors in

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nothing to blow up tonight, then? Well, apart from the prices.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mind you, I think I'll wait until he offers the Marco Tardelli brand.

Or the Giacinto Facchetti timepieces…

 

[Jazzydrury]

The POTD used to always be a new item to the channel, Now it seems to just be anything

 

[SiRich]

Listen at him. Makes out like he was Mike "The fanny magnet" Mason. Playing with himself was the only player he was.

at just under 6 mins talking about an eye op that fixed his eye. What a complete and utter scrawny embarrasing tool mason was and its not improved much, not to mention Pedro right at the very end, oooh chase me.

 

[Herring]

I've been snowed under with work last few days so I'm only just hearing about "chef" Shaking Stevens' hot new hit.

No lie: literal tears in my eyes from laughing hard at all of your comments about it. Gutted I missed it, sounded a blast

Still, love that even when that man causes an electric grill to explode and spark with flames his food still comes off the rack pale and limp…

*sticks tongue in side of cheek and glances you up and down*

And I'm also made up to hear that the L(A)B Thunderbirds puppet twins are returning. And after such huge success on QVC as well. TJC-IW must've given them a really enticing offer …Like promising to never show buyer reviews for their products on the website

Tbh, IW "beauty" just wasn't the same without their over-lit faces staring gormlessly out of a dingy LCD, the tinny, crackly umm-filled audio arriving long after their mouths had finished moving.