Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

His producer, aged 12, has told him through his ear that a significant number of people suffer serious fatal accidents from falling over trying to put their socks on? How seriously fatal? Fatal, fatal? Or not very seriously fatal, fatal? Fatally not very serious, perhaps? Or minor fatal? His producer now has a ten minute break coming up for reading Playhour & TV Toyland, sucking milk through a straw and munching on Potato Puffs..

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh I don't know whether to buy the green grabber or the orange one. Perhaps both, one for the garden and one for the house?

They have an LED light on but I'd feel safer if they also had an alarm like the walking cane.

 

[Lord Helpus]

His producer, aged 12, has told him through his ear that a significant number of people suffer serious fatal accident from falling over trying to put their socks on? How seriously fatal? Fatal, fatal? Not very seriously fatal? Fatally not very serious? His producer has a ten minute break coming up for milk through a straw and Potato Puffs..

She also advised that one can change a wheel with a grabber.

I'd like to see that, I'm sure the sturdy, quality plastic tool would be up to the job.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Apparently Holly (whoever she is - another senior juvenile?) will castigate him (that’s Castigate wiv a Capital K) if he drops the empty ornamental bottle of Mateus Rose located on the Vision On shelving when he tries to pick it up with his grabber. That’s right. I remember…Holly runs the channel…Yes, that’s right…Runs It…

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

OMG, £1699.99 for a Swan & Edgar Tourbillon watch. At least **** Turpin wore a mask.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Christophe Dugarry watches now

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mark is flogging a £1699 watch by Swan & Edgar, a once prestigious London department store (similar to Grace Bros) which closed in 1982.

Yet another resuscitated brand which means zilch in this day and age. What next? Derry & Toms? Canon & Ball? We could do with a laugh.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mark's nose is getting longer as he waxes lyrical over the watches from the alps of Woking. Such heritage, the collectors are in for these. You betcha.

 

[Hammy60]

Just tuned in, why is that watch labelled automatic, it's bloody quartz.

 

[Hammy60]

It's astounding that TJC for their IW channel employ folks to flog their alledgedly luxury watches and they can't even tell a quartz watch from an automatic, utter ignorant amatuers, and folks are buying from these numpties.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Duchamp with a long Swiss heritage, which they don't have. Name trademarked in the UK In 2020 and the EU in 2022, with the headquarters in the UK. It is all done for the hard sale, cheap watch. It is just sad that many people fall for this.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Why are the second hands on those Duchamp watches going backwards? Is this a new feature?

 

[Hammy60]

Mark has more high end watches, Heritor.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I wonder if Jezza and Masons of the Mike, really think these are luxury watches, or just playing the game to get sales, as one is born every minute, unfortunately.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mark says he is being joined by Peter V (fresh from his hula hooping) for a vacuum bonanza next. He knows how to tease an audience.

I can't stand the prospect of such excitement on a Saturday evening. I shall have to decline this kind offer. I did some painting today and am off to watch it drying.

 

[Hammy60]

Why are the second hands on those Duchamp watches going backwards? Is this a new feature?

didn't see it, but may be a stopwatch function, some of the Ronda startech cjronos have that.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I continue to be amazed these seedy people can continue to say whatever they like on supposedly regulated television with absolutely no consequences whatsoever.

 

[Lord Helpus]

didn't see it, but may be a stopwatch function, some of the Ronda startech cjronos have that.

I thought they'd found a way to turn back the hands of time...the ultimate retro heritage watch.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Who in their right mind wants that monstrosity on their wrist.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Do Ideal World really know why the manufacturers of these watches they price compare with are always sold out on their particular websites? Does the ASA understand also?