Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Unit 10, 97-101 Peregrine Road
Hainault Business Park
Hainault
Essex
IG6 3XH doesn't quite have the same edge to it.

 

[Mommabear]

Think I'd rather go back to being an electrician

 

[Xennial]

Who's in for the Adidas Jerusalem on air at the moment. They are flying out says Mike

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s just a charity bag opening at the PDSA.

 

[Xennial]

It's Black Friday in April on TJC.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those Nicce tee shirts again. £100 elsewhere? Yes…On the manufacturer website. No. £30 at other retailers. What they don’t tell you. Can’t stand any more of the misinformation for today. One set of people suffer - those unable to check for themselves who believe this rubbish.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Unit 10, 97-101 Peregrine Road
Hainault Business Park
Hainault
Essex
IG6 3XH doesn't quite have the same edge to it.

So the Saville Row stuff is coasting on past glory?

 

[Lord Helpus]

So the Saville Row stuff is coasting on past glory?

I think so - they are flogging off salvage stock.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Those Nicce tee shirts again. £100 elsewhere? Yes…On the manufacturer website. No. £30 at other retailers. What they don’t tell you. Can’t stand any more of the misinformation for today. One set of people suffer - those unable to check for themselves who believe this rubbish.

Yep, like the not direct price comparisons, means absolutely feck all.

'Yes sir, this car is £25k, however did you know you can buy other cars for £250k, so ours is a true bargain all day long.'

 

[Lord Helpus]

It's himself and herself selling dem dere fanless blades- or is it bladeless fans, I can't rightly remember. Anyways, dere really good.

 

[Xennial]

Oh gawd, Mark "The Party Animal" Ryes is up next, again. Wonder what's up with Pedro, he normally works Saturday - Tuesday.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yeah where is Pedro

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Now get yerself here, you useless great lump. You’re blocking out my light, standing dare like a black cloud…Now stir your stumps and get me dat plastic stick with the do de doo de noise…We have to pretend dhare de last in der business - even dough dares 100,000 left round der back. You bloody well will pretend sure to God. You’ve had fifty years pretending for a bloody living, yer shillelagh dangler…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Where is Walter Mitty? I was just settling down with a lie detector to run the batteries down by 10, and who should be here but friggin’ Joe 90. I would rather Devil my own kidneys and serve my ears medium rare than watch Casper for four hours.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Yeah where is Pedro

He's had to wait at home for deliveries as he lives alone of course. Also, his knees are playing up again along with his ankle and neck. Poor chap.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe he’s round at Natalia’s for a Botox Party

 

[Duke of Cheese]

More like a Bollo….one. They talk enough of them, the pair of them.

These china ducks are flying out the door…

 

[galesgal57]

Maybe he’s round at Natalia’s for a Botox Party

Look forward to his return with the new lips.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He can’t touch his toes at 54?? Do think I sailed down the Nile on a rancid lemon??? Tell ‘em anything to try to get a sale…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh gawd, Mark "The Party Animal" Ryes is up next, again. Wonder what's up with Pedro, he normally works Saturday - Tuesday.

Yes, Mike is hardly Mr Charisma though he is probably a nice enough chap. He makes dull products seem even duller. Quite a skill.