Random musings and general banter.

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

When Jezza said luxury watches, I waiting for rolex, omega or tag heuer. I have never even heard of Cadola watches.

 

[Hammy60]

My excitement for luxury watches with Jezza between 1 and 2, and a fitness hour with Sally between 2 and 3 is uncontrollable.

Just tuned in to see what luxury they are flogging today and low and behold it's the Kowloon Luxury watches.

 

[Hammy60]

When Jezza said luxury watches, I waiting for rolex, omega or tag heuer. I have never even heard of Cadola watches.

It's another of Solar Time Chinese watches with a regurgatated defunct Swiss watch brands name.

 

[Hammy60]

Buy all 5 for £1499.95

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

It's another of Solar Time Chinese watches with a regurgatated defunct Swiss watch brands name.

So it is a £100 watch, and that is probably been generous.

At least he hasn't said to buy them to pass down the family line, but there is still time.

Are you wanting to say it looks a bit like an Omega Speedmaster Jezza?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

William Hunt watches now, he will be bringing out the Gamages watches next.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Where’s the Air Con units it’s meant to be 20c for 3 days in places

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

All you need is the misting hand fan and a powerbank. IW3TJC have you sorted

 

[Hammy60]

So it is a £100 watch, and that is probably been generous.

At least he hasn't said to buy them to pass down the family line, but there is still time.

Are you wanting to say it looks a bit like an Omega Speedmaster Jezza?

£100 to £150, but you can find similar quality on Ali for less or around same. Step above Swan & Edgar/Gamages crap, same quality as sister brands AVI-8, Nubeo, RGMT etc.
Nothing wrong with the watches just not luxury and the brand and their representative (Bordell) are a bunch of shysters.

 

[Hammy60]

William Hunt watches now, he will be bringing out the Gamages watches next.

Nah they won't appear on screen at IW, Gamages is for TJC channel and Swan & Edgar (along with Mann Egerton, Anthony James etc) was for IW channel, although Papa Fields is a perfect fit for the shysters on the IW channel.

 

[Hammy60]

Hoola Hoop sends foghorn into screeching mode.

 

[galesgal57]

Hoola Hoop sends foghorn into screeching mode.

Foghorn has had this hula hoop for a year. Obviously hasn't worked then. I want to see her demo I.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

We need to see chubby SJ using this hoola hoop, so that other chubsters can see in working, not all women have a figure like Keely. Also, be a great laugh for everyone else.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m watching a whole load of Sallys at Aintree on my TV

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jezza should have Demoed the Hoola Hoop, Nice Yummy Jezza

 

[Herring]

One Thing Joe I can’t see him doing the hard sell, Can see it being more fun

Given he did well on C&C (no hard sell, annoying shopping tv-isms) I do hope he doesn't end up being twisted and tutored and given tips by the "pros" like Jeremy seemed to.

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Where'd he pick up all those tropes? I sincerely doubt he watched that channel in his dressing room while on Hollyoaks, dashing between teen magazine photoshoots and dating S Club 7 members.

 

[Herring]

Actually, we know how annoying Sally the foghorn is but Jeremy talks to the camera as if he is addressing an *****.

He harangues and is patronising.

Because he genuinely believes he is, I reckon!

To be fair, is that unreasonable?

After all, he (former mainstream TV star who probably seems himself as above mere mortals) rocks up to work, sees piles of cheap tat, sees his colleagues persuading idiots out there buy it, resulting in 'phones are in meltdown' scenarios…

If it walks like an *****, believes shyster BS sales patter like an *****, and ultimately buys tat like an *****, why not talk to it like an *****

And now I've said the word ***** so much it sounds like a made-up word in my head .

 

[Jazzydrury]

Given he did well on C&C (no hard sell, annoying shopping tv-isms) I do hope he doesn't end up being twisted and tutored and given tips by the "pros" like Jeremy seemed to.

Jezza started off promising but quickly
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into the Bid.TV schtick.

Where'd he pick up all those tropes? I sincerely doubt he watched that channel in his dressing room while on Hollyoaks, dashing between teen magazine photoshoots and dating S Club 7 members.

I’d forgotten Rachel Stevens and him were a thing

 

[Battiola73]

We need to see chubby SJ using this hoola hoop, so that other chubsters can see in working, not all women have a figure like Keely. Also, be a great laugh for everyone else.

no no no, I’ve fallen of the chair laughing as I’m watching foghorn Fanny using the weighted hoopla hoop, whilst wearing bin line trousers. (Foghorn that is not me). She’d be better flogging Hula Hoops as it looks as if she’s eaten many a multipack. Good job there’s none of their other tat on display or it’d get busted well we can all live in hope.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Because he genuinely believes he is, I reckon!

To be fair, is that unreasonable?

After all, he (former mainstream TV star who probably seems himself as above mere mortals) rocks up to work, sees piles of cheap tat, sees his colleagues persuading idiots out there buy it, resulting in 'phones are in meltdown' scenarios…

If it walks like an *****, believes shyster BS sales patter like an *****, and ultimately buys tat like an *****, why not talk to it like an *****

And now I've said the word ***** so much it sounds like a made-up word in my head .

You sound like Simon Jordan