Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

What I did wrong goodness only knows.

I was walking around Asda and noticed someone wearing a nice looking watch. I walked up to them and innocently asked Hey, cool watch, can I ask where you bought it, I'm sure you get stopped and asked this all the time!

Next thing I know the person's shouting HELP, WATCH THIEF, WATCH THIEF!!! and I was tasered by security

Mind you, every cloud has a silver lining. Apparently Asda bought their tasers from IW and instead of being 50,000 volts they're only putting out 5 volts

 

[Samki]

What I did wrong goodness only knows.

I was walking around Asda and noticed someone wearing a nice looking watch. I walked up to them and innocently asked Hey, cool watch, can I ask where you bought it, I'm sure you get stopped and asked this all the time!

Next thing I know the person's shouting HELP, WATCH THIEF, WATCH THIEF!!! and I was tasered by security

Mind you, every cloud has a silver lining. Apparently Asda bought their tasers from IW and instead of being 50,000 volts they're only putting out 5 volts

Was it the fly-swat variety

 

[galesgal57]

I,I,I,me,me,me. Does she ever stop?

 

[galesgal57]

I can't say that she ever looks stylish in anything. She is too short and dumpy to look elegant, but she thinks she is the dogs bollocks.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Good Evening, Walter. It’s Fantasy Island for four hours..Now…Charlie…Charlie…Have We Got The Price Wrong, okay? No….Somebody is going to get fired…Muriel..Our Bet…Multibuy. Even if you loathe tee-shirts…Just buy them..Our Josh…Order me six…

 

[galesgal57]

We thought we'd sold out of these t shirts!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He looks like he’s escaped from the care home in somebody else’s clothes. Somebody thirty years younger than he is. I think they were £1400 for a pack of six…That’s right, Charlie, okay? Oh yes, Master, any BS will do… I tell it as it isn’t, me. Er..IS…Buy the medium…Doris Stokes…

 

[galesgal57]

We thought we'd sold out of these t shirts!!

Pack of 5 ten pounds cheaper at M&Co. Pedro said Nicce are charging £100. Don't know if this is true, never heard of them.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If they are a big brand, why cant he give us some information on the company

 

[galesgal57]

Everything Pedro sells are designer and a fortune.

 

[SiRich]

****** brand Nicce, think I had one of their t shirts a few years ago, the cotton was thin and naff. They seem to have disappeared , probably now one of Sports Directs premier brands!!

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Why is he always shouting.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Nicce is a streetwear label and has only been around since 2013

 

[galesgal57]

Why is he always shouting.

He is coming across as desperate and aggressive tonight.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Put these T-shirts on your insurance ok

Not Copper Socks

 

[galesgal57]

£4000 for a gold quartz watch, never in a million years.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Seeing Pedro in them, along with the price is a good reason not to buy them.

 

[SiRich]

Gave IW some online feedback on Pedro today, hopefully it finds its way back to him, had bought something beauty related for my wife and got an IW feedback link, so ticked the presenter feedback box and referenced his smutty comments circa 1970 when pitching a shower head and that they weren't remotely funny.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Rather than calling them Teal and White, why not just call them Set 1 and Set 2

Seriously 40 minutes on one item

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is coming across as desperate and aggressive tonight.

No change there, then!