Herring
Muriel's in
Coomikke is a big luggage brand and design house in its own right, Pedro tells us. We would pay a lot more for this £9.99 bag elsewhere, okay.
Big on Temu, maybe. And if you don’t like the name Coomikke you can buy the same bag with about 100 other cheap Chinese faux-brand names on there too.
Exquisite.
“If we brought this to air at £39.99 it would fly out”, he insists …as it fails to fly out at £9.99.
Prada, Armani, et al all name dropped. Repeatedly. “I’m not comparin’, Ben, okay, I’m just sayin’”, Pedro said at one point. Not sure who Ben is…
He’s listed just about everything you can put in the bag apart from the dismembered remains of his once mainstream career.
Big on Temu, maybe. And if you don’t like the name Coomikke you can buy the same bag with about 100 other cheap Chinese faux-brand names on there too.
Exquisite.
“If we brought this to air at £39.99 it would fly out”, he insists …as it fails to fly out at £9.99.
Prada, Armani, et al all name dropped. Repeatedly. “I’m not comparin’, Ben, okay, I’m just sayin’”, Pedro said at one point. Not sure who Ben is…
He’s listed just about everything you can put in the bag apart from the dismembered remains of his once mainstream career.
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