Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

Oh yeah powerboats.

I have multiple chargers at home.

I have a charger in the car.

So when do I need this powerbank?

Oh yes, when I attend Glasto and need to wave a light when my favourite band is on stage.

That's what Jezza sezzas.

Brilliant.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Enough of watching this clown. Work to be done. Oh…and why don’t they show the source of most of their price comparisons?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Power

Oh yeah powerboats.

I have multiple chargers at home.

I have a charger in the car.

So when do I need this powerbank?

Oh yes, when I attend Glasto and need to wave a light when my favourite band is on stage.

That's what Jezza sezzas.

Brilliant.

Correction:

Powerbanks.

Not powerboats.

Say, not a bad idea though.

IW3 powerboat only £999.99

First of 10 flexis.

 

[galesgal57]

Oh! How wonderful, three indoor Buddha fountains. Get one of each design. Can you imagine how Pedro would be presenting these. Heap of overpriced junk.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I can just see them in his home, NOT. Harry the Monk…

 

[Battiola73]

I like that they’ve put Brand New against those naff Buddha water things. I thought all their products were brand new? Wonder if they’ll have any that are marked used or second hand? Oh they must mean they’re brand new on the channel

 

[Jazzydrury]

I like that they’ve put Brand New against those naff Buddha water things. I thought all their products were brand new? Wonder if they’ll have any that are marked used or second hand? Oh they must mean they’re brand new on the channel

At first when it appeared on Items, I thought it was a brand

 

[cheeky chappie]

Yes. She is particularly annoying. Somebody if they approached you in a shop to ‘assist’ you with your purchase, you’d would feel an immediate need to depart. Those never ending beauty machines that the manufacturer is happy to lose £9000 on because the channel has a strong relationship with the brand. Of course. I believe every word of it. Now…let me just check the rudder on my sixpence before I set sail this morning.

What on earth is that product for £199.99? It looks like a dancing toy plastic ladybird you’d put down on the floor to amuse your Chihuahua with. I can think of more constructive ways of wasting my money. Like setting light to it to stoke up the fire.

This is the thing, do they not realise how stupid it makes them appear coming out with this guff. So we have a manufacturer that could be selling a product for thousands ('all day long' no doubt if Peter S was asked) however they're happy to sell it for hundreds if not less?!?

HA HA HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Unfortunately they know a small % of viewers will fall for the guff (selly telly's target market) hence why they keep on doing it.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I'm just back from Adsa. I noticed the following poster above the lettuce ...

Lettuce. RRP £79.99. Our price? 79p!!!

At that sort of saving, I bought 20. I'm no mug!

 

[Hammy60]

Jeremy - "Let's be honest, when you get one of these you're getting a £1750 watch."

Honest my arse, It's not even worth the £419 IW price let alone £1750.

Jeremy - "Christophe Duchamp, he's a Swiss watchmaker. "

He? Christophe Duchamp is not a person nor are they a Swiss watchmaker, it's a made up name you daft numpty, and anyway the person that started the brand is female.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yes. Chris is a personal friend, apparently. Had him round for a barbecue in leafy Surrey the other week. He couldn’t afford a chicken.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Yes. Chris is a personal friend, apparently. Had him round for a barbecue in leafy Surrey the other week. He couldn’t afford a chicken.

Yeah, and he turned up late.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

That was bad timing. Tuned in for the first time and them two twerps are on with the vacuum.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That was bad timing. Tuned in for the first time and them two twerps are on with the vacuum.

For £249.99, to make it worse the strap line says Miss It Miss Out

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yeah, and he turned up late.

Don’t winder him up, Lord.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

For £249.99, to make it worse the strap line says Miss It Miss Out

There is a limited time deal on Amazon, and you can buy this vacuum for £129.99.

 

[galesgal57]

Two of them to demo a waterproof mattress protector, why?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Two of them to demo a waterproof mattress protector, why?

Maybe because they have to make use of Peter V to get their money's worth from him.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Two of them to demo a waterproof mattress protector, why?

If it was Peter S doing the demo, he would be role playing the amount of times he has a piss at night and has to get up

 

[Jazzydrury]

Any updates on you know who