Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I have owned mobile phones since the early 1990s. I have never to date needed a bank of power. And if I did, I’d get an Anker one - not one from his jumble sale decorating table on Car Boot TV. And that dancing around your cheap handbag cable - pass the sick bucket..£45 my a***.

If that awful cable was the best received Christmas present he gave this year, I’d like to see the worst thing he sent. Not a direct festive comparison, Okay?

 

[Keep Going]

Oooft Pedro knows how to treat his friends and family, he says the charging cables were the best christmas presents he gave to all of them!!

The guy opens his mouth and its words and letters just coming out.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If that is really what he sends, I’ve seen more generous orange peelers in their pockets… Hammy, Quincy, Muttley, Mike Crafone…Hugh Jelliphant, well done…

 

[Keep Going]

Is he now going through the names of the Dallas cast? Bobby...."Ewing"....

 

[Latearrival]

Hé says he’s never seen anything like the glitter cables
I wish I’d never seen them

 

[Muttley]

A huge good evening to Walter Mitty….That vile tongue movement can make you bring up your Chinese..

I'm genuinely upset I'm out tonight! I'm sat with a glass of wine waiting to see a show. But I couldn't resist a quick look here

 

[Hammy60]

Another message for hammy
He wants to know if you have the wax jacket?

Nope, don't do wax, plus if i need a jacket for winter it needs to have a hood.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Canute, Alfred, Harold, Richard, Henry, Elizabeth, James, Mary, William, Anne, Ethelred…check your basket out. Never ready that fellow…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I'm genuinely upset I'm out tonight! I'm sat with a glass of wine waiting to see a show. But I couldn't resist a quick look here

My partner is away so I’m stuck with him…Enjoy the show..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s hacking up all over the stock. Now getting Newark mixed up with Nuneaton. I’m genuinely bewildered why he is still here, and so is he.

 

[Keep Going]

If you have been lucky enough to have been to....... Alexandra in Egypt he (tries) to say Yeah Pedro its Alexandria...the gallery may have helped him out!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Beating Amazon, he says, on 2g of pure saffron…Erm…

 

[Mommabear]

Don't tell me Hammy uses saffron?

 

[Keep Going]

A very quick google search says 60 Saffron capsules for £14.99!!!

Pedro would have you believe otherwise!!! Chancer

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I tell it like it isn’t, me… 1st century…BC… Used by the ancient Peugeots…And TootingVWKarmann.. Gem. texts in…she paid £6000 for 3g of Saffron…or was it £60…

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

As the presenter Pedro rambled on for what seems like at least two hours, the viewers are becoming more and more bored.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They can always create some more in the Gallery…

 

[Keep Going]

MInd when he said "off air" last week that he was going to hell............This saffron sale is 100% proof that he really is at it and its all a act with him, he knows exactly what he is doing!!! Its not poor old Pedro at all and it has never been poor old Pedro! Horrible way to make a living.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This kind of out of a suitcase selling goes on because the ASA has no powers. Sad that some people take advantage of their weakness. Thankfully, there are people like Rob there who do it correctly. Baseless rubbish…

 

[Herring]

Not sure why Pedro’s banging on about what ancient people used saffron for - they also swallowed mercury to “cure” things too…

Anecdotes from viewer texts aren't proof of anything either.

Tell us what it’s medically proven and approved for.

Or can’t you?