Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

£10 shower heads…”Mike…I just got my delivery of Gammon” Lou Salsatian in Neasden… It came on the Dewhurst’s lorry….Shower heads…I used to be a fully qualified electrician…Shower heads…career repeated stories from the opening few days… Same stock..Same patter…Lightbulbs now….Why a new studio for this table top stuff?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Light Bulbs return

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Christ, so far this evening it's been the shopping TV equivalant of one of them catalogues you get inside the Sunday newspapers, or one of the adverts in the back of the papers, with the items old mickey has been flogging tonight. Absolute garbage.

 

[Latearrival]

somethings coming and we are all gonna love it
hes said that many times before and so far I haven’t loved anything
He’s wasting his time trying to flog me those light bulbs I converted to LED down light's Indoors a long time ago

 

[Keep Going]

Mike Mike Mike.......come off it.

Mike says he doesnt like the more expensive hand held cordless vacuums as the battery "just dont last long enough" give it a break Mike you're fooling nobody!

I have a shark handheld that I got in Asda for £70....worth its weight in gold, lasts only 10-15 mins granted, but it litterally wants to suck up the car carpets whilst its sucking everything up!! Great vacuum!!

But follow Mikes advice buy the early 2000s vac he is selling....it will last for minutes and suck up zilch!

 

[Latearrival]

What century is he living in, I don’t have to heat every room with my central heating my radiators all have there own thermostatic valves

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Next item from the back pages of The People’s Friend.

I’m sat at home, with the Goddess and she says…Have you left the AGA and the underfloor heating on in every other wing of the house again? I said don’t tell ‘em that... I’m in the studio painting a poverty scenario of using just a £38 fan heater in one room, as the poor punters only have radiators without any individual heating controls for any other rooms…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What’s he talking about now - semen?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Rob said the other night, these aren’t to work instead of central heating. But to work with.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh great, we have already had Sally and Lindsey lecture us on this jojoba oil so far this week, might aswell add another none medical expert to come out with all the effectiveness claims of what it can do.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dr. Mason and The Medics with The JoBoxers oil extravaganza….HoHoHo ber…Lumpy Bumpy…Lumpy Bumpy…Bumpy Lumpy..

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s baffling really the guy who probably is the best presenter IW have had in its last 2 incarnations always gets put on at the 10pm to 2am shift, maybe Rob perfers working that shift.

But if I was in charge I’d have a word with him

 

[Jazzydrury]

Oh great, we have already had Sally and Lindsey lecture us on this jojoba oil so far this week, might aswell add another none medical expert to come out with all the effectiveness claims of what it can do.

And Peter except that night it was Yobruile

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Dr Mike of the Masons should be all over this. Jojoba, when applied to the skin, is an emollient, which soothes skin and unclogs hair follicles. There is an interest in using jojoba for balding because some people think that unclogged hair follicles are more likely to produce new hair.

Maybe that is what Kieran on TJC used to grow his hair back. haha

 

[Mommabear]

So Hammy rubs this jojoba over his knees after his walks!

 

[Latearrival]

You can buy cold pressed jojoba oil on Amazon for almost a third of the price

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That juvenile in the Gallery activating the Hammy Bot….as a Jojoba Oil product buyer. Nice to witness they value informing their customers so highly with the time, trouble and accuracy of giving them their fellow buyers‘ feedback.

 

[Keep Going]

Mike "dont put words in my mouth" Mason..........but sod it i'll say the words anyway........just dont quote me medical Mike!!

FFS what a palaver.....please buy my snake oil.....eh sorry Jojoba oil

 

[Latearrival]

Don’t buy one buy two.
why stop there
buy three better yet buy four

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m disabled maybe I need it