Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

you are missing a classic Den show on Create and Craft, it was a hour where the items were at a sale price for the hour only, She has come out with Producer can we check the prices, and not let Stephanie Weightman out of the office, as she won’t be happy

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peters opening was irs cold, pink and it’s limp

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter Mitty sharing his fantasies again..Looks a charity shop suit mannequin. Estee Lauder - get it from Amazon. Let the Okay Parade commence, Okay…Right…Plastic ears to begin with..Okay..Right…’Ave a Buy..Please…Please…Please… I’m going to get one of these for Our Bet….I can put one on her collar… I’d like to give her one.

 

[Jazzydrury]

And that he had the runs today

 

[Jazzydrury]

Gammon a remarkable fragrance really

 

[Jazzydrury]

Walter Mitty sharing his fantasies again..Looks a charity shop suit mannequin. Estee Lauder - get it from Amazon. Let the Okay Parade commence, Okay…Right…Plastic ears to begin with..Okay..Right…’Ave a Buy..Please…Please…Please… I’m going to get one of these for Our Bet….I can put one on her collar… i’d like to give her one.

Is that to go with the Jojoba oil she was rubbing in

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Quincy….Muttley….Josh….Bet….I can drop me trousers now and this plastic ear will tell me over my telephone where I dropped them. Okay…Me keys…Me Keys…Bob and Marcia…Robson and Jerome..I shall go to hell, me…Gammone, Okay….Cloats in the whoredrobe..Now these plastic breathalyser bags look real class.

 

[galesgal57]

What sort of a shack does Pedro live in? His clothes are damp and musty smelling. Reckons he lives in an old run down house.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She said it was a Ford and it was ten years old….Thirty years old? No..not a Ford…A Datshun…. No, Gerald, no….it was a Skoda….A Czech one….Okay? Gerald…no it was a column change Vauxhall Victor…This plastic bags…No it was a Dashhund…No…not a Dachshund. I drive a 21 year old electric car…A Tesla Girls by OMD….Electricity….I drive a 31 year old car….An Austin Montego…My house is failing down…We were compulsively purchased.. I feel sorry for any man or woman who worked at the Post Office from Poland…er…Poundland…I struggle to get out of the bath after thirty minutes on a treadmill, okay? Two giant plastic padlocks…Watch out…he seems in a foul mood this evening… I’m struggling to get in and out of our Bet..er..bath… Are we doing this for £9.99? Wasn’t it £399.99??

 

[Jazzydrury]

Bet is his other half, he admitted it

 

[galesgal57]

Put a moisture bag behind your curtains so you don't have to put a teacloth on the windowsill to collect the moisture! What century does he live in? I remember doing that in the 60's when the windows were icy, then double glazing was invented.

 

[Ali Kamman]

Bet is his other half, he admitted it

He also said he lived on his own the other day

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who are Carol and Bob who live with him?

 

[Ali Kamman]

He also seems to live with R Bet, R Bob and R Kelly - any or all of whom have to drag him out of the bath when he can’t do it on his own.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He also seems to live with R Bet, R Bob and R Kelly - any or all of whom have to drag him out of the bath when he can’t do it on his own.

That’s why he believes he can fly. Perfery next…

 

[galesgal57]

He also seems to live with R Bet, R Bob and R Kelly - any or all of whom have to drag him out of the bath when he can’t do it on his own.

And how do they all fit into the run down hovel that he paints a pretty picture of? Damp, slugs in the kitchen.

 

[Ali Kamman]

£34.99 for 30 ml of Estée Lauder Pleasures EDP.

Or circa £25 for 50 ml if you take literally 5 seconds to search for it online.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

One of the great perfury clumpanies…I have been dealing with perplumes for 50 years…Not an indirect comparison…Wonderful Sir Harry Lauder…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s clearly got a burning issue about the compulsory purchase of his house for HS2. Or his bedsit?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Perry is one of the lady pefoomiers of the world, Nicole Shirtslinger. Sofia Viagra…Sea Hair and Lavendare. Replicating the smell of walking through the fields of Cowes….Oh der perthumb..Adulterated luxury…Just Extrezdernory. The very last of this extraordinary man. You MUST keep the original packaging.. Just like we do…for every presentation.