He was coming off the back of selling some of possibly the tackiest watches known to tv sales, bright gold and covered in cheap coloured glass, giving it the old im not comparing but you know that famous swiss brand wink wink, and going on about his dad would have had one (umpteen times) and how amazing each and every one was , just like this years colours from a famous swiss brand but not comparing, you will get asked about it when out blah blah.
They were £59.99, and had cubic zircona gaudy colours round them, no one of any taste could like them, even the landlord from the dog and duck in his 1980s Rover SDI. It cut, and he said something like ‘you did well there charlie’ and quickly followed virtually a second later ‘im going to hell’.
He outed himself there, 100 percent.