TheManWithNoName
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Uber-trustworthy, game of trust Ellis, the one that wouldn't lie to us, but got Gemporia an ASA warning for mis-selling a Tanzanite ring is on......... (Hi Ellis, we know you're big fans of this forum )
First day of the tacky Christmas in July event. I'm not sure what triggers it, but they're occasionally picking a box off the Christmas tree 'at random' - and inside, there's a note, giving a discount or free gift, which the presenter reads out.
Of course, they don't know what's in the box.................
So far, i've seen 20% off reduction from the on-screen price - which took the item down to the price it's always sold for........ purely coincidental though i'm sure.
I've also seen a "£200 off" reduction from the on-screen price. I'm sure its purely coincidental though that it was picked out at random on a high-end Tomas Rae piece though. Total coincidence that the £200 off discount wasn't picked out on a £300 piece, or even.................. a £200 or less item of jewellery.
Then there was a 'free gift' pulled out 'at random' when Ellis sold a gold pendant. The free gift was................ a 9ct gold chain. How coincidental that the gold chain freebie came with a pendant - not a ring or a pair of earrings. Total coincidence I'm sure.
Jake has popped out to put an extra one on the tree. Hopefully it's a 50% off discount at House of Fraser so that Jake can use it to buy some shirts that fit. The one that he was wearing today looks like it had bene spray painted on him.
First day of the tacky Christmas in July event. I'm not sure what triggers it, but they're occasionally picking a box off the Christmas tree 'at random' - and inside, there's a note, giving a discount or free gift, which the presenter reads out.
Of course, they don't know what's in the box.................
So far, i've seen 20% off reduction from the on-screen price - which took the item down to the price it's always sold for........ purely coincidental though i'm sure.
I've also seen a "£200 off" reduction from the on-screen price. I'm sure its purely coincidental though that it was picked out at random on a high-end Tomas Rae piece though. Total coincidence that the £200 off discount wasn't picked out on a £300 piece, or even.................. a £200 or less item of jewellery.
Then there was a 'free gift' pulled out 'at random' when Ellis sold a gold pendant. The free gift was................ a 9ct gold chain. How coincidental that the gold chain freebie came with a pendant - not a ring or a pair of earrings. Total coincidence I'm sure.
Jake has popped out to put an extra one on the tree. Hopefully it's a 50% off discount at House of Fraser so that Jake can use it to buy some shirts that fit. The one that he was wearing today looks like it had bene spray painted on him.