QVC Presenters' theme tunes

[Bea Frugal]

Dancing Queen - guess who!

 

[Akimbo]

With apologies to The Prodigy..

"Smack my b!tch up"....guess...go on guess!


Jude xx

 

[fairynuff]

Had completely forgotten this thread so many thanks Jacqueline for resurrecting it.
A few more titles that spring to mind....
We are sailing, Anthony Heywood
I never promised you a rose garden, Richard Jackson
I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, Ojon Dennis

 

[merryone]

I'm so pretty...JR

Michael Booth's talking bum...Catherine

Too girlie girlie.....Jill Franks

Smooth Opertator...Charlie Brooks

Shut up.....Kim Mendleson

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please....Ann Dawson

I like plastic (surgery)....Tova

They're coming to take me away.......Jeanne Bice

 

[Mrs James]

I'm so pretty...JR

Michael Booth's talking bum...Catherine

Too girlie girlie.....Jill Franks

Smooth Opertator...Charlie Brooks

Shut up.....Kim Mendleson

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please....Ann Dawson

I like plastic (surgery)....Tova

They're coming to take me away.......Jeanne Bice

:mysmilie_17:

 

[fairynuff]

Would I lie to you?, Lulu
Purple haze, Julia Roberts
Long haired lover from Liverpool, Debbie Greenwood
Karma chameleon, Pipa Gordon
You need hands, AY.
Uptown girl, Alexis Murdoch

 

[MsTrouble]

Everything I own - Craig
Never ending story - Glen Campbell
So Amazing - Jill Franks
Floral Dance - Richard Jackson
Name and Numbah - Julia
Yeh - Yeh - Pipa
Eat it - Anne Dawson
Contact - Ali Young
Slowhand - Charlie Brooks

:happy:

 

[BurlyBeaR]

I'm so pretty...JR

Michael Booth's talking bum...Catherine

Too girlie girlie.....Jill Franks

Smooth Opertator...Charlie Brooks

Shut up.....Kim Mendleson

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please....Ann Dawson

I like plastic (surgery)....Tova

They're coming to take me away.......Jeanne Bice

merryone whats the track you mean there? not the fabulous disco classic by marsha raven surely?

 

[Loveinamist]

Food Glorious Food - sausage anyone?

 

[JacquelineMammaof4]

All by Myself....Dawn Bibby :smile:

 

[merryone]

merryone whats the track you mean there? not the fabulous disco classic by marsha raven surely?

That's the one!!!

 

[merryone]

A few more.....

AY....Hit me baby (one more time)

Dennis Basso.....Skin trade

Ann Dawson ....Save the last pie for me

Julia....I'm not in love (with myself)

Claire.....Radio Ga Ga

Glen Campbell....(little) pump up the volume

 

[iclaudipuss]

Yankee Candle In The Wind - Craig Rowe

Tit's A Small World After All - Julia

Blue Suede Bruise - Alison Y

There's No Gatineau-ver You - Andrew B

We're On The Road To No Hair - Philip Kingsley

Everything I Stew I Stew It For You - Simon Brown

Fur The Good Times - Basso

Route Sixty Zits - Ali Young

Nutbush Titty Limits - Julia

Rock Around The Sock - Glen C

Let's Spend The Fight Together - Ali Young

While My Cataarh Gently Weeps - Jill F

I'll Be Seeing You In All The Old Familiar Braces - Lenny

Oh, The Bristol Chandeliers Light Up The Thomas Kinkade Paintings On Your Wall - Craig Rowe

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Cooking For - Simon Brown

Girls Just Want To Have Sun - Ali K

Mama Used To say - Julian B

Gnome More The Fool - Richard Jackson

Words........Don't.........Come.....Easy...........To........Me - Charlie B

Oooops Upside your Head - Kathy T

It's All Over Wover Now Baby Waby Blue - Claire S

The Wind Beneath My Wings - Catherine H

Underneath The (Fallen) Arches - Julia

Over The Rainbow Trout Pout - Lulu

Ernie, He drove The fastest Milkcart In The West - Tova

I'm So Lonesome I Could Fry - Simon Brown

Make It Wheezy On Yourself - Jill F

Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver - Ann D

The Night Has A Thousand Styes - Ali Young

Fanfare For The Common Flan - simon Brown

The Fur-st Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Basso

You Say Greenfly And I'll Get My Hoe - Richard Jackson

Stuck In The Griddle With You - Simon Brown

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme A Flan After Midnight - Ann D

Stand By Your Tan - Ali K

These Creams Go on When I Close My Eyes - Ali Young

Things Can Only Get Batter - Ali Young

Three Times A Ladle - Simon Brown

Ooooooooo Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Just A Little Bit - Kathy T

Only Love Can Make A Mammary - Julia

I'd Like................To.....................Get............................You.............On..............................A..............................Slow.................................................................................................................................Boat................To....................................................China - Charlie B

Live And Let Diet - Julia

Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing Grace - Jill F

Raindrops Keep Falling On my Bed - Suzi Adams

I Won't Send Roses (cause I planted cabbages instead...) - Richard Jackson

Is This The way To Warm a Grill-O? - Simon Brown

Catch A Falling Scar - Ali Young

Smoke Gets In Your Pies - simon Brown

Make It Greasy On Yourself - Ali Young

Nessun Korma - Simon Brown

It's a Skin - Basso

Baubles, Bangles And Weeds - Richard Jackson

I Can see clearly Now The Pain Has Gone - Lee from BE

It's A Long Way To Tip A Fairy - J Kirk

Put That Bristol Down, Pa - Craig R or Julia...

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Quacker factory loony

To All The Frills I've Loved Before - Michelle Hope

Montreal Stand Together - Kim Mendelson

The Nailbed's Too Big Without You - Leighton Denny

In The Avenues And Liter-ally Ways - Ali Young

I Predict A Diet - Julia

There's a Place For Fuzz - Whoever has to present the next ruddy epilator TSV

Wig Girls Don't Cry - Tova

You're My First, My Last, My Everybling - Simon Wilson

Ebony and Bats Ovaries - Kings Realm bloke on his super-duper ingredients

Strangers In The Fight - Ali Young

Oliver's Smarmy - Charlie B

Gypsies, Tramps And Leaves - Richard Jackson

Last night I Had The Strangest Cream - Ali Young

Help Me Fake It Through The Night - Uri Geller

I Wanna Hold Your Brand - Ali Young

 

[fairynuff]

As always Yo your wit and creativity amaze me! Great to see your mind is as razor sharp as ever, you've had me in stitches with your titles!

Blowin in the wind, Catherine Huntley

 

[Frazzled]

There's A Place For Us - all of them

Working In A Coalmine - all of them :devil:

 

[Bea Frugal]

Wake me up before you go go : Charlie. Very funny thread.

 

[ERICS MUM]

Dear iclaudipuss,

my belly is so sore from laughing at your amazing song list. Thank you so so much (no, I'm not AD in disguise !).

 

[ERICS MUM]

I'm a pink toothbrush, you're a blue toothbrush - Claire Sutton

Bend me, shape me (any way you want me) - Julia Roberts

How much is that doggy in the window ? - Dawn Bibby

Two little boys (had 2 little toys) - Craig Rowe and Richard Jackson

Silent Night - Alison Young

Crocodile (skin) Rock - Ali Keenan

June is busting out all over - Julia Roberts

Holding Back the Years - Joan Rivers & Tova

Space (NK) Oddity - Ali Young (apols to David Bowie)

 

[lilian]

Just hiliarious . Heres a few more

Slap my Bitch Up - Ali Young

Blow the Wind Southerly - Catherine Huntley

Brown Sugar - Ali Keenan

Aint that a Smack in the Face - Ali Young

Bang Bang - Dawn Bibby ( when she was dressed in that cowboy outfit )

I've Just Slapped a Face - Ali Young

Please Please Me - Julia Roberts

Charge ( take it ) to the Limit - Chief Exec QVC

 

[Lola Rose]

All by Myself....Dawn Bibby :smile:

Is DB single now???