As I sit here I realise that I have no right to criticise Moira C's inventions. You see, today I bought a SnuggleWrap - you know, one of those blankets-with-sleeves things. It was only £3.99, it's as ugly as sin but my God is it warm! I've turned the heating right down.
This is probably the most unflattering thing I've ever worn, but because I'm single, I can wear what I like without fear of mockery. But the other side of the coin is that, as long as I'm happy wearing this, the chances of me staying single increase by the second.
So I might as well order some Flea Flaps, a wolf fleece jacket, a couple of pollopanchos and a Kaftan or two, before I head off to the RSPCA and adopt the 59 cats I'll end up with when I'm 75, it'll save time.
This is probably the most unflattering thing I've ever worn, but because I'm single, I can wear what I like without fear of mockery. But the other side of the coin is that, as long as I'm happy wearing this, the chances of me staying single increase by the second.
So I might as well order some Flea Flaps, a wolf fleece jacket, a couple of pollopanchos and a Kaftan or two, before I head off to the RSPCA and adopt the 59 cats I'll end up with when I'm 75, it'll save time.
