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Now how will each of the presenters approach the sales of this?

Claire will blame the kids.
Charlie will blame the dogs
Julia will be all school mistress and explain the science of it
Chuntley will simper and say coyly that she doesn't even do IT

But good old DBF will sell sell sell, pointing the finger all the time whilst each of us (except 1) shout at the TV that she should stick it where the sun never shines

Any other ideas?
 
Seems expensive to me. At least it's made from essential oils though. But all one needs to do is open a window or leave the extractor fan on for a few minutes and it will clear.

I really HATE those chemical sprays - Glade and the like.
 
I think here on Shopping Telly forum we have some good ideas for getting rid of PUN-gent pongs, and by the sound of it, we're sitting (or s*itting) on a goldmine.
 
As long as Charlie doesn't do a slow reveal! What if this is an unexpected seller and the other brands all get in on the act. Elemis Frangipooni, Liz Earle Botanical Essence No 2, or Cleanse and Polish that Turd, L'Occitane Sheaite, F'Artisan!
 
Ooh what about an underwear range along the "Thunderpants" model. ( a film not really worth seeing, but you can read the plot synopsis on imdb!)

They could call it Versmella Vita!

It could be a Hot Mess Pick!
 
TBH if I still worked fulltime with busy shared toilets with no windows and had no choice but to 'go' at work. I would get this, and hope my colleagues did too!
 
TBH if I still worked fulltime with busy shared toilets with no windows and had no choice but to 'go' at work. I would get this, and hope my colleagues did too!

I work in an office block that has 14 floors, so there is no shortage of toilets. They are all quite luxurious and don't smell, thankfully.
 
Where I work we have over 30 employees and 2 unisex toilets, with 2 cubicles in each. There are some people I follow in who could have benefited from using this, assuming it works. I'd be tempted to get one for the Secret Santa, but it might go to the wrong person. :wink:
 
I just caught Claire doing a presentation of the poo pouring on 3pm show and I must admit it had me giggling!
She could barely talk about the product without embarrassing (nor would I be able to) and apologised to her mummy and friends that she was discussing such a subject in the tv!!
The guess was very professional and selling it well - was almost convinced! When she said she was going to do a live demo, Claire lost it and I began to panic ;)
 
Now how will each of the presenters approach the sales of this?

Claire will blame the kids.
Charlie will blame the dogs
Julia will be all school mistress and explain the science of it
Chuntley will simper and say coyly that she doesn't even do IT

But good old DBF will sell sell sell, pointing the finger all the time whilst each of us (except 1) shout at the TV that she should stick it where the sun never shines

Any other ideas?


Dale will blame Charlie
You know what? Ann will confess
 
I caught some of that too. What was bizarre was when Claire admitted that she had had a problem with the thought of "going" and had to be bought a book by a friend, aged 30, (Claire, not the friend!) explaining that it was just a "bodily function". What!?! I know you're a bit posh Claire, but surely you're not too posh to poo! I don't know what she was talking about, maybe some nervous babbling faced with a subject matter that she felt uncomfortable discussing. The guest was very professional and just carried on with the presentation.
 
QVC are talking Sh*te he he he he

I'm beginning to think I'm drunk but QVC appear to be talking sh*te on the lunchtime show. Poo pourri called Number 2???? That was the most bizarre thing I ever saw. I think it was an air freshener for the loo. I'll stick with the febreze if you don't mind :mysmilie_507:

CC
 
Oh I wish silly Claire Sutton would just p*ss off! Is she saying she didn't know how to defecate? Utter rubbish. Yes, it is a silly product with a horrible name. The idea of a fragrance with an equivalent name of "poured excrement" doesn't exactly bake my biscuit, and doesn't bode well for the olfactory senses. I hate all these stupid fragrances that claim to "eliminate" odours, when they clearly just mask them. CS shouldn't have gone all giggly, she should have just approached it from a matter-of-fact perspective.
 

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