Please someone help us.............

[dottiebird]

Hi Everyone

Let me introduce us, you may recognise us as the well loved footwear of a certain QVC presenter...................

We would just like to say that we are absolutely fed up of all the insults you have kept on throwing our way:sad: Do you think we want to be dragged out at every opportunity...........nooooooooo we don't. Contrary to popular belief we do actually have a life you know, or at least we would have if a certain person didn't keep hauling us out of her dressing room cupboard. We would like to say we are tired, stressed and badly in need of a long holiday, but nobody listens to us:angry:

I am therefore appealing to you lovely people out there, please help us.........we don't know who else we can turn to.

If you were watching the QVC Kipling TSV at midnight you will have noticed that she actually chose to bring us out once again..................in spite of having on a very nice purple 30's style dress. We tried to push the nice little kitten heels to the front of the cupboard............................but no, she grabbed us.

Please send help, we are desperate now....................in fact, we don't know how much longer we can go on.

 

[Loveinamist]

Hi Everyone QUOTE]




Maybe you could stand in some of Bojangles poop?

 

[BusyLizzie]

Just spotted your (toe) post and it makes pretty desperate reading I have to say. Didn't realise that JR only had the one pair, thought she'd bought a job lot to keep her going over the years due to her high instep brought on by being a dancer for so long and also an assistant on 'The Price is Right'......after all it takes a lot of effort to stroke the goodies and lift the flap to reveal that sum of money!

You've put your "sole" into providing a good reliant service but the time has come for a rest so how about making sure you nudge those Emu Boots, Clarks Wedges or Lotus Mary Janes to the front of the cupboard for JR's next appearance on the UK's favourite Shopping Channel?

As for the dress, maybe something with a little cap sleeve would have enhanced the weight loss a bit better and taken the eye away from the footwear.....................:wink:

 

[ERICS MUM]

Just spotted your (toe) post and it makes pretty desperate reading I have to say. Didn't realise that JR only had the one pair, thought she'd bought a job lot to keep her going over the years due to her high instep brought on by being a dancer for so long and also an assistant on 'The Price is Right'......after all it takes a lot of effort to stroke the goodies and lift the flap to reveal that sum of money!

You've put your "sole" into providing a good reliant service but the time has come for a rest so how about making sure you nudge those Emu Boots, Clarks Wedges or Lotus Mary Janes to the front of the cupboard for JR's next appearance on the UK's favourite Shopping Channel?

As for the dress, maybe something with a little cap sleeve would have enhanced the weight loss a bit better and taken the eye away from the footwear.....................:wink:

Is this a polite allusion to her baggy, saggy, crepey, flapping, yellow-ish upper arms ?

 

[Moth]

Are we to call you the diddymen, after all we've been told you fit on to diddy diddy DIDDY feet! If it all gets too much, at least you can hide under the masses of hair.