Peter Simon: Twatter

[Adam82]

Time to grow up bidtv, getting sick of avalanche, BAD ACTING from both of these 2 tossers?

 

[Greg]

Bid are really pushing these deadly dull boring Avalanches, aren't they. Who are the people buying this crap??? :emo:

 

[Nikki]

Looks like the ASA have upheld a complaint about those avalanches now lol! Peter Simon, at it AGAIN now!! A cream with ingredients that have taken "many thouseands of years to create" apparently :grin: He's also name dropped just about every brand that wouldn't touch them with a bargepole!

 

[Nikki]

OMG he's doing his blurb on tanzanite now, he's called it "blue diamond" errr NO IT'S TANZANITE!!

 

[Adam]

Peter's now trying to sell some Sherpa Boots by giving his own weather forecast. Whilst he's correct that it's probably going to get colder next week, he's saying that low pressures come from Siberia being transported by the jet stream. That's all wrong!

 

[Plasmanoodle]

Siberia is a new popstar and the Jet Stream is what she calls her plane xD

 

[radio_dayz]

All of the bid presenters forecast the worst winter for 100 years. They obviously have over bought in too many winter clothes.

 

[Wirral70]

All of the bid presenters forecast the worst winter for 100 years. They obviously have over bought in too many winter clothes.

Don't forget the heaters, blankets and spikes for shoes. Seemingly all required if you're to have the remotest chance of surviving winter.

 

[radio_dayz]

And don't forget, next summer will be another scorcher, just like this summer was going to be!

 

[grumpybloke]

Don't forget the heaters, blankets and spikes for shoes. Seemingly all required if you're to have the remotest chance of surviving winter.

And not forgetting the Worry Angels , just to be on the safe side .

 

[Paul_s]

WTF, they are quoting the worst winter ever and what the heck are they selling? A frozen fruit dessert maker... (yonananananabloodybananas) :wonder:

 

[Wirral70]

WTF, they are quoting the worst winter ever and what the heck are they selling? A frozen fruit dessert maker... (yonananananabloodybananas) :wonder:

Oh didn't you know?

Not only do you need the mats for your drive, spikes for your shoes, Sherpa boots, blankets, Thinsulate for your head and hands, a heater for your house (and one for the car) AND a heated fob to open your frozen locks but you must keep up your nutrients in order to have any hope of surviving these -30 degree temperatures