I can imagine him when they do rehearsals for the 'show'
PP......right, I'll open the show, all right?
Guest.......ok, how long will that take?
PP......10 minutes?
Guest.......grief! well ok, then I get to show the product?
PP.....yeah right, it's all yours
Guest.......good
PP......but I will interject now and then/often with a few gags
Guest......Gags?
PP.....Gags and stories about our Bet and that, right?
Guest.....I thought this was a shopping channel, that's why I've brought the product here, to sell
PP......It was......err is, all right......but them at 'ome need entertaining, all right, they love me and think I'm dead funny, all right?.......Don't worry, I'll give out plenty of stock updates between gags, it'll fly out, all right?
Guest....
'ey no, listen...right