A cheap milk jug from Asda and a couple of fake flaarrs from any garden centre and hey presto. It's not rocket science and would cost nowhere near 25 quid.
For once Craig has got it right. The photos of his flat shows the flaarrs on top of the loo together with a Yankee candle!!
Just checked there's a nice looking porcelain one for £5, don't know how it compares on size as yet again QVC website not working for me.