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He's a fool isn't he? When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.
Ha ha, the old jokes are the best (and I'm not referring to elderly presenters)!
He's a fool isn't he? When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.
Oh Muttley, I did have a giggle at your post. Didn't catch this on the box, not seen any of it as was on the phone a lot - do you think this was a Freudian slip on his part? You can't take him anywhere, can you (well, perhaps to the IW Home for Retired & Totally Manic Presenters, but that's about it). His so-called "humour" is so peculiar, he probably thought it was the height of wit. You should have heard him the other day trying to pronounce "ergonomically" - he only got as far as "ergon" (which he said about 3 times in a row, followed by a pause and then switched to saying the chair was "wonderful").
He knew exactly what he was saying with Justin Beiber, he said it directly to camera for effect. And I wish I had seen him attemping "ergonomically" that sounds hilarious! He needs to stick with words he can pronounce otherwise he sounds simple.
Simple Simon! Wayhay! :mysmilie_17:
He has just described a moissanite ring as "magnanimous"..... Simple Simon is too generous a name.
Has he started crying yet? and the usual "the sparkle, oh the fire, ladies just buy, just buy ladies....just....just buy"
Bet he did the usual spiel about "when you're going out and you've got not only that special dress, not only the shoes..." One of these days he's going to list the underwear you've got on as well. Haven't seen a Moissonite hour on there for yonks, but it's always a treat when he puts on the overcome with emotion act.....I keep waiting for him to be nominated for a BAFTA award. What the Royal Shakespeare Company is missing...Benedict Cumberbatch, eat your heart out.
Bet he did the usual spiel about "when you're going out and you've got not only that special dress, not only the shoes..." One of these days he's going to list the underwear you've got on as well. Haven't seen a Moissonite hour on there for yonks, but it's always a treat when he puts on the overcome with emotion act.....I keep waiting for him to be nominated for a BAFTA award. What the Royal Shakespeare Company is missing...Benedict Cumberbatch, eat your heart out.
I am slightly surprised that Benedict Cumberbatch got the part in Hamlet. Maybe our Pete didn't audition to give the lad a chance. There would have been queues of elderly ladies at the theatre if Pete had been there! Actually, I can see Pete as Sherlock, the public are missing a treat here!
He did treat the hour with respect, he was wearing the checked "sincerity" jacket and bow tie he wears for the Kinkykade hour!
How come I miss all this when I tune into IW??
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thatu, repent and see the error of your ways immediately......a weekly dose of Pope Pete at his finest is compulsory viewing. Sadly, I also missed the Moissonite hour, which is normally one of Pete's finest and the tears are falling down my face as we speak: "oh ladies, will you just look at this, just look at the fire, the sparkle, the brilliantine - er, brilliance". He will then list each item of "special" clothing you are wearing when you go out wearing your Moissonite.
The Thomas Kincade hours are always good value with Pope Pete. Like a lobotomised Brian Sewell.
Its a little known fact, but I can exclusively reveal that Peter Simon taught Brian Sewell all he knows about art... I agree, the Kinkade shows are hilarious!
Is the ladder guy that Charlie from Bid who nearly had his knackers squished when he fell through the platform? Why can't IW get some proper beefcake presenters? I demand some decent eye-candy
This is the ladder guy I usually see him with, Andrew Bernard
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Cringefest:muscle: if ever I saw one! Saint Peter of Si makes Mr B look like a talented pro.................:movie: