Hi all
I had a nasty leg accident a few months back and after leaving hospital two weeks ago i have still been stuck on the sofa.
I have watched bid in the past for literally 5 minutes of an evening but the last two weeks have watched it like never before, heres a few observations.
THE OLD GUY THAT DOES BREAKFAST
Overweight angry looking man (sorry never caught his name) always looks thoroughly pissed of at being there gets a bit short with the camermen e.t.c and just seems annoyed. Hard to imagine him doing this job until you see him then its even harder.
annoyance rating 3-10 purely because he doesnt say or appear to do a lot.
Most used line = no idea
ANDY HODGSON
probably my favourite, appears slightly like he feels he should be doing something better on tv but presents well tries to have a laugh and is the only presenter i have head regularly refer to the fact that if something is a £1 that it is actually nearer a tenner with postage.
annoyance rating 4-10 never that annoying his favourite line grates a bit thought
Most used line = "There isnt any interest so im going to take this off screen" Never does.
MIKE MASON
ok in small doses but his constant reference to his "princess" and his young child grate after ten minutes. Not to mention his stupid "love cuddle" shows good enthusiasm and has the patter to a tee.
annoyance rating 6-10 his stock phrases go round and round again
Most used line = "Give us a love cuddle"
SALLY JACKS
my oh my quite often found myself turning the volume down to 1 when she appears and even then its still far to loud. Selling technique equals shouting screaming and almost having a fake orgasm over every item. Every item is "fantastic" and will get rid of your "saddle bags" and "back fat" Also every clothing item states if this was zara it would be £60 well if i was usain bolt i wouldnt be sat here typing this.
annoyance rating 8-10 loud shouty and comes accross fake
Most used line = "Im running late thats why there this low" (blatantly untrue as she says it every shift)
JAMES RUSSELL
comes across arrogant fake and a bullshitter of the highest order. Highlight was the other night when describing the £1 french watch CITRON as a timepiece, he is a codpiece.
annoyance rating 10-10 for obvious reasons
Most used line = "I am an expert in "insert product" "
no offence meant by any of this
I had a nasty leg accident a few months back and after leaving hospital two weeks ago i have still been stuck on the sofa.
I have watched bid in the past for literally 5 minutes of an evening but the last two weeks have watched it like never before, heres a few observations.
THE OLD GUY THAT DOES BREAKFAST
Overweight angry looking man (sorry never caught his name) always looks thoroughly pissed of at being there gets a bit short with the camermen e.t.c and just seems annoyed. Hard to imagine him doing this job until you see him then its even harder.
annoyance rating 3-10 purely because he doesnt say or appear to do a lot.
Most used line = no idea
ANDY HODGSON
probably my favourite, appears slightly like he feels he should be doing something better on tv but presents well tries to have a laugh and is the only presenter i have head regularly refer to the fact that if something is a £1 that it is actually nearer a tenner with postage.
annoyance rating 4-10 never that annoying his favourite line grates a bit thought
Most used line = "There isnt any interest so im going to take this off screen" Never does.
MIKE MASON
ok in small doses but his constant reference to his "princess" and his young child grate after ten minutes. Not to mention his stupid "love cuddle" shows good enthusiasm and has the patter to a tee.
annoyance rating 6-10 his stock phrases go round and round again
Most used line = "Give us a love cuddle"
SALLY JACKS
my oh my quite often found myself turning the volume down to 1 when she appears and even then its still far to loud. Selling technique equals shouting screaming and almost having a fake orgasm over every item. Every item is "fantastic" and will get rid of your "saddle bags" and "back fat" Also every clothing item states if this was zara it would be £60 well if i was usain bolt i wouldnt be sat here typing this.
annoyance rating 8-10 loud shouty and comes accross fake
Most used line = "Im running late thats why there this low" (blatantly untrue as she says it every shift)
JAMES RUSSELL
comes across arrogant fake and a bullshitter of the highest order. Highlight was the other night when describing the £1 french watch CITRON as a timepiece, he is a codpiece.
annoyance rating 10-10 for obvious reasons
Most used line = "I am an expert in "insert product" "
no offence meant by any of this
