Mike Mason Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[Craftalot]

That's interesting because people on the random musings thread have said that other presenters have appeared angry lately. I'm wondering if management have set sales targets which are stressing them out, even though they always claim everything is flying out the door. Something has caused this sudden stress.

It's monstering out, this bit of tat.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nahrrr…I was a sparks, right?? If you asked me to fit a patio interrogation lamp in yer drum’s garden, I’d have to set up a spod pin connection and a ganglekrangular conduit circuitry enflankerator route bridging inlet ‘ose..Nahrrr, I’d be chargin’ yer £500 sovs for that…But on ‘ere, you can get Chef Mark to burn down your entire garden area for £9 bleedin’ 99…and on three Flexis…

 

[Gift Horse]

"Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat.
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob-nailed boots.
He makes such a fuss when he pulls 'em up
That he calls ‘em daisy roots. "

 

[galesgal57]

"Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat.
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob-nailed boots.
He makes such a fuss when he pulls 'em up
That he calls ‘em daisy roots. "

That brings back memories, was it Lonnie Donnegan?

 

[Muttley]

That brings back memories, was it Lonnie Donnegan?

Yes it was, my dad used to sing it when I was a kid.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My Mum used to dance around the room frantically to Cumberland Gap…

 

[Gift Horse]

Yes it was, my dad used to sing it when I was a kid.

I believe it's Mike Mason's favourite song. He loves, loves, loves to sing it to the Goddess with the aid of his magnificent Daewoo Karaoke machine (still available on the Ideal World website).