I hate getting asked directions by tourists!
A family of Indian tourists wanted to find the town hall. Now, before the city was built, we had a town hall building red brick early Victorian building. I asked, do you mean the city hall? Yes. See that large white building across the road, that is it. The old town hall is quite a bit away.
An English tourist wanted the river Lagan, simple lag an. I have no idea how he thought it was pronounced, but he was way off. I was totally confused, then he said he was looking for the fish statue. There is a large coloured fish statue, so I knew finally what he wanted. Okay, walk down this street, cross the road and there is it.
My worse, a man with a really heavy Glasgow accent. Yes, I was sitting at the bus stop with two pensioners, and he came over, and I swear it was like a foreign language. Now my granny was from Glasgow must have been the posh bit, as she was politely spoken. This man I could make out every other word he was saying, but the pensioners no idea. Turns out he wanted an ATM, pointed him to one.
My dad was from Dover in Kent and when I was a child my granny could not understand him at all! I am not joking, she used to say to me, What did he say? My dad spoke clearly.