There are times when I wished I was reading something else...
And, all joking aside, one minute he has got all the ailments which need treating with whatever he is selling, then, when it is fitness time, he can immediately get on the floor and stand up really quickly. I am only 49 and it takes me longer to get up off the floor than him.
He was just on shilling the Electric Bin Bag Chairs again and said he wakes up a few times each night and when he goes downstairs he's only got an old armchair to sit on.
Well if I was him i'd sell that Solid Gold Rolex he wears and buy a decent Sofa :mysmilie_59: