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Liz Earle was too busy to attend such a low level riff-raff ceremony so she sent her doppelganger to deputise for her.
 
Quelle surprise the Dyson hairdryer wins so they can flog the overpriced hairdryer as an 'award winning innovation'.
 
Julius said:
Liz Earle was too busy to attend such a low level riff-raff ceremony so she sent her doppelganger to deputise for her.
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Liz Earle left Liz Earle co earlier this year,
she now does a Wellness type magazine,
saw it at newsagents the other day,
i think it is called Wellbeing .... or somesuch
 
Dame Fondacox said:
Gatineau are conspicuous by their absence. I didn't realise Fiona Decleor was so short.
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Andrew "Crinkleface" Bagley was too busy sourcing new cashmere jumpers to attend such an event. Word has it that he was out at C&A in the Rue de Rivoli.
 
I can't and won't watch, seen a bit of the nauseating spectacle last year, it was embarrassing, someone should let them know it's not the Oscars. It's a shopping channel, that's all, that's it.

Makes me laugh when I remember last year, they'd clutch their pieces of Diamonique awards to their hearts, faux gushing how this "award" is the most special because it's voted for by the QVC customers :mysmilie_15: what a load of bollocks! :mysmilie_15:
 
Alison Young 'literally' crying over C&P winning the best cleanser award yet again! I haven't seen anything quite as cringe inducing since the days when they used to sell hits of the 60/70/80s CDs and the presenter was dancing around the studio to the tracks.
 
liz earles cleanse and polish won again.........how incredibly boring. can't believe alison young was crying. far too much drama for me
 
boffy said:
liz earles cleanse and polish won again.........how incredibly boring. can't believe alison young was crying. far too much drama for me
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It's oddly entertaining seeing this Primark version of the Oscars. There is a bald white man with a long, pointy nose who keeps looking very uncomfortable when the camera is on him.
 
What it's lacking are some cameras flashing as the award winners walk on the set to collect their prize.
 
There are probably some viewers watching at home, taking it all very seriously and may even have glammed up and opened a bottle of fizz to enjoy the event. I'm surprise they don't use it as a selling point for weeks in advance - I can just imagine Alison flogging Gatineau eye compresses or Pro-Collagen Quartz Lifting Mask - "You might want to use this ahead of watching our beauty awards show, so that you feel youthful and glamorous and that you're there with us, celebrating the success of the prestigious brands you know and love, because you get results from them, time and again".
 
Notice how the ceremony is devoid of anyone truly glamorous or classy. I wish they'd have had a few balloons and sausages on sticks and a trifle.
 
Kelly Hoppen and Julian McDonald could have designed the set. Catering by the Real Pie Company. Prosecco from Laithwaites. Ambiance courtesy of Yankee Candles. Cabaret by Lulu. Such a wasted opportunity for a hard sell.
 
Dame Fondacox said:
Kelly Hoppen and Julian McDonald could have designed the set. Catering by the Real Pie Company. Prosecco from Laithwaites. Ambiance courtesy of Yankee Candles. Cabaret by Lulu. Such a wasted opportunity for a hard sell.
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Looks like it was designed by Mum who went to Iceland and stopped off at the Pound Shop along the way.
 
Don't know why but I found Sarah Jagger's simpering ways really irritating tonight but found myself watching a lot of it despite myself, it really was cringeworthy seeing Ali Y crying over C&P, it does make you wonder if they really do count the votes or just decide what they want to shift more stock of, and can quote as being an award winner for next god knows how many months.
What really made me chuckle was why the winners had to be escorted down the corridor to be presented with their award, could they not find their own way to the studio or were Q concerned they may be mugged en route, and all the smiles and back slapping etc it all felt so false
 

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