Live from the O2 Arena

[Julius]

OK maybe not. It's live from a small studio at Q towers - a ceremonious, huggy huggy self-indulgent borefest that is the QVC Beauty Awards. Currently the piss-dull Liz Earle mini-me Caroline Archer is pontificating about the ethos of the brand. They flogged it off to Avon, did they not, Caroline?

Now shouty Craig Rowe is screeching like a banshee on helium. All the faux excitement is superb entertainment.

 

[Julius]

I have to say Alison Young looks quite nice for a change.

 

[boffy]

definitely faux! alison looks nice but don't like the dress its looking a bit cold

 

[boffy]

she's very pretty in real life

 

[Julius]

Look at Fiona from Decleor! She looks very different!

 

[boffy]

fionas chin looks a bit pointy

 

[Lemonpop]

I have to say Alison Young looks quite nice for a change.

Yes the dress really suits her. Only just seen her but won't be watching .

 

[boffy]

different cameras the qvc ones in the qvc studios are very cruel

 

[Julius]

I just had to tune out for a bit as Craig Rowe was doing my head in. I'll tune back in in a moment.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

It does amuse me the way they get all glammed up for this 'event'!

 

[Julius]

No expense spared. They've even got some glittery gold envelopes from Clintons Cards.

 

[Julius]

It's like a budget Oscars ceremony. You think their budget would have extended to a red carpet - Sephora style.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

The 'backstage' action and the 'exclusive chats with the winners' is hilarious! I expect it will be given a huge spread in Hello magazine.

 

[Julius]

The 'backstage' action and the 'exclusive chats with the winners' is hilarious! I expect it will be given a huge spread in Hello magazine.

On page 55.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

How can Alison keep a straight face when announcing that 'the winner can't be here tonight but they've prepared a speech for you'!

 

[Julius]

I once saw a video of the Brit awards from 1989 presenter by Samantha Fox and Mick Fleetwood. Everything went wrong and it was absolutely SUPERB! I remember when Eddi Reader from Fairground Attraction came out and was asked for her opinion on something and she screeched: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" which was incredibly funny. Somehow this QVC "non-event" seems on a par with that. Wouldn't it be funny if one of them toppled over or made a faux pas?

 

[Vienna]

It`s a load of codswallop !
All aimed to get people to spend more by thinking they`re getting something special. Outside QVC world I doubt half the brands would ever be heard of, let alone win awards.

 

[Julius]

It`s a load of codswallop !
All aimed to get people to spend more by thinking they`re getting something special. Outside QVC world I doubt half the brands would ever be heard of, let alone win awards.

Yes, and now they'll mention the awards when touting the products for the next several months.

 

[ERICS MUM]

Yes, and now they'll mention the awards when touting the products for the next several months.

Yes and they'll stand their award statuette on the table next to the star product so the presenter can remind us all.

 

[miss molly]

Well done Laura Geller blah blah blah she loves her products and customers. Yeah right so much so she sold out and balance and brighten has changed completely can't believe it won best foundation.