Knife Crime Madness!

[BurlyBeaR]

so, we're in the middle of a knife crime epidemic and QVC decide to sell an electric knife.

not just ANY electric knife but a cordless one with a battery pack so the little scroats can run off down the road with it, slash your tyres and then slit your throat.

handy!

 

[iggy]

whatttttttttttttttttttttt .............d'oh isnt in it......

 

[nicecupoftea]

Don't worry - they make sure you are 18 by only allowing you to buy it with a credit card. If only the police could crack crime like that.

 

[MajorDalby]

I've been sitting watching that knife in horror and amazement! surely the only person that would want to buy it would be someone intending to decapitate?
Oooh, and I wish Kathy would keep her bluddy fingers outta the way of the blade

 

[Tilly]

Barrister:

'Why did you stab your husband forty-seven times. You must have realised that he must have died after the first half dozen?'

Prisoner:

Because I couldn't work out how to turn off the electric carving knife Your Honour.

 

[miniminx]

Don't worry - they make sure you are 18 by only allowing you to buy it with a credit card. If only the police could crack crime like that.

I can thanks very much!

 

[a107]

As a normal minded lady I'm thinking it would be handy for carving roasts at the dinner table.

 

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]

i`ve seen an infomorital (SP) for it and they wanted £59.99 for it