Julia's Big Toe

[Lottie]

I'm sick of seeing threads about her hair, eyebags, make up, concealer, nails, voice, stomach, size labels, what she eats for brekky so it's time we had a thread about her big toe.

I'm sure it's been deprived of the airtime it deserves...

Does it look it's age?
Is it small, average, large or extra large?
Is it overly hairy?
Does it speak with a Nottingham accent still? :tongue:

 

[scruff]

Now that made me laugh - thanks. And you are so right. SHE'S LOVELY !

 

[loveheart]

I like the left one but am not so keen on the right.

 

[Akimbo]

The toe

...is hoping medical science will soon be ready to allow the surgical removal of the black flip-flops!

Jude

not a criticism, just an observation...no toes were offended in the writing of this post (they can't read)

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

It has separation anxiety....on account of not getting near the other toes due to over use of the toe post flip flop.

 

[NIKKID]

I hear it has recently been employed as a buyer at qvc!

 

[petpixie]

It's not big, it's small

 

[Mrs James]

....and it looks like it's been sucked by Simon Wilson!

 

[mermaid]

....and it looks like it's been sucked by Simon Wilson!

uke:uke:

 

[donna255]

Well I am convinced it has been twinned with Victoria Beckham's big toe.

Rumours on the gossip sites for months.

 

[Kathy]

...is hoping medical science will soon be ready to allow the surgical removal of the black flip-flops!

Jude

not a criticism, just an observation...no toes were offended in the writing of this post (they can't read)

Yeah the flip-flops need to be removed to complete the look...:grin:

 

[Silver Fox]

Well I am convinced it has been twinned with Victoria Beckham's big toe.

Rumours on the gossip sites for months.

With bunion in toe?

 

[Akimbo]

One word...

before anyone else says it....

 

[Moth]

Perhaps she's been "dipping her toe in the water" once too many times!