Itsacr@p with Moira C

[Lottie]

The hat's out

I'm trying to watch Moira, type on here, do 17 spread sheets and work out if I'd get a treadle sewing machine in the back of my Corsa...talk about multi task


Oooo the cougar, that's something else!

throw the back seats away and it'll go in a treat!

 

[my_old_mans_a_dustman]

Just had an idea.....seeing her wearing multiple layers.....
She should do some inside pockets in the trousers - they would make FAB SHOPLIFTING pants!
You could get 5 bottles of gin down each leg easy peasy!!!

I wonder if that was her inspiration? :6:

Hahahaha Lottie, I'm luvin your way of thinkin!!! :59:

 

[Anna_Key]

throw the back seats away and it'll go in a treat!

That had crossed my mind :5:

 

[Sue.]

Mommabear is the proud owner of 'The Cougar' Lottie but i'll let her explain that.

I've seen it too! :eek2:

 

[Lottie]

Love that smiley Sue!!

 

[Anna_Key]

Martyn - 'It keeps your cabbage covered' !!!!

:5:

 

[Lottie]

Oh well Martyn had the last laugh when he got his cabins and his baggage mixed up and said "It keeps your cabbages down to a minimum" :4:

 

[tuxedokitty]

Can you imagine going to the toilet & not being able to re-wrap

 

[Sue.]

Martyn - 'It keeps your cabbage covered' !!!!

:5:

I heard that! :lol:

 

[Lottie]

Martyn - 'It keeps your cabbage covered' !!!!

:5:

LOL he got well mixed up didn't he?

 

[Lottie]

Can you imagine going to the toilet & not being able to re-wrap

My problem would be not being able to untangle myself in time :11: :11: :11:

 

[Anna_Key]

I'm still laughing :18:

 

[gbsusie]

Again, at 9pm last night, I watched open mouthed at the spectacle on the screen before me. Where else would you get this kind of entertainment :35:

Once again Ju was spilling out all over the place - poor Shaun. I'm sure the only woman he's seen in her underwear is is mum :54:
I felt quite bilious when Moira whipped out the chocolate pair, Shaun said he would love to eat it - I imagined him sucking on Moira's gusset, noone should ever be subjected to that mental torture :56:

And why did he keep calling her Myra :6: I know her stuff is criminal but that was taking it abit too far :28:[/QUO

Was just eating my lunch whilst catching up with this thread and as I read further down it I have nearly choked on my tuna pasta salad am laughing my head off great posts everyone :1:

 

[Lottie]

Yes a great hour's entertainment!

 

[steelerannie]

Can you imagine if you'd had 1 too many gins!!! Going to the loo and then getting in a right tangle with them. I've seen women come out of the toilets with their dress tucked in their knickers what's going to happen with these? Some biddies won't remember if they were wearing a frock or trousers before they'd had a little tipple:1:

Annxx

 

[Lottie]

Can you imagine if you'd had 1 too many gins!!! Going to the loo and then getting in a right tangle with them. I've seen women come out of the toilets with their dress tucked in their knickers what's going to happen with these? Some biddies won't remember if they were wearing a frock or trousers before they'd had a little tipple:1:

Annxx

I was thinking the same thing Ann - having been a victim of "skirt in knickers" many moons ago....(pardon the pun).

And what if you accidentally dropped it all down the loo as you untied it?
Can you imagine having to wrap a wet smelly towel around you to wear for the rest of the night at "Captain's Table"? :33:

 

[steelerannie]

Oh Lottie the possibilites are endless!!!!!

Ann

 

[Lottie]

for "possibilities" read "nightmares" :11::11::11:

 

[Anna_Key]

Bloody hell what a mug shot!

Moira, Debbie Paver! Ju and Ellis - you can never find a gun when you need one:33:

Debbie looks like a doll, she's tiny!

Size 6 !!!

I have something in common with her.......I'm also a size 6 - in shoes!

 

[~*~Lexxy~*~]

thanks girls, an excellent thread that's made me snort with laughter!!