Maybe the weather, as one witty poster said, "I don't do hot weather," nor do I. Or maybe it's the constant whirring of the fan. Whatever! JF's eyelashes were out-to-here I noticed. Falsies. Not a fan of RevUpYourLashes, then? You don't find it a-maaaa-zing? Noticed there's a new line of jewellery on the site. "blah-blah-blah-BeijingBasedCraftsmen-blah-blah-blah." So, Made in China, then ... bracelet, £163. Aargh. You're having a laarf ... I'm having a snaarl! Anyone else feeling testy today?