If QVC ran a book club..........

[brenny]

The Beautiful Bones by Jill franks

The actual literal oxford english dictionary volume, ACT to LIT Alison Young

Benedorm the screenplay Alison Keenan

20 years before my past Tova Borgnine

 

[iamasmall]

"The secret garden" by Richard Jackson

the secret lady garden by betty

 

[carrots]

How to get a craftology degree by Julian B

1,001 things you didn't want to know about cats by Catherine Huntley

Dress like a clown Vol. 1 by Indigo Moon

All money and no taste by Quacker Factory

QVC's best joke book ever (including the one about the no quibble guarantee)

Modesty Blase by Alison Young


Poor contributions after some of the brilliant and witty suggestions on this thread. Thanks for giving me the best laugh I've had in ages.

 

[silversequin]

Bleak House, interiors with Kelly Hoppen

How to cheat at Cooking, a selection of recipies from In the Kitchen

She hawks beauty through the night, Lord Byron pays tribute to AY

The Jewel in our Crown a history of dimonique

 

[Artemis]

Bleak House, interiors with Kelly Hoppen

How to cheat at Cooking, a selection of recipies from In the Kitchen

She hawks beauty through the night, Lord Byron pays tribute to AY

The Jewel in our Crown a history of dimonique

...particularly love these....:clapping:

 

[Artemis]

The Best Lace of our Lives - Michelle Hope-less

Spontaneous Human Combustion - A User's Guide - Kim Mendelson

A Nylon Life in MontrealCanada - Kim Mendelson

Oh, For Duck's Sake - The Quacker Factory story

The Rough Guide to Embalmers - Tova Borgnine

Granny, Get Your Gun - Julian Ballantyne

'ow to Speeek Wiz Le Rubbish French Accent in Deux Easy Stages - Sara G

The Breast is Yet to Come - Julian Roberts

Waaaahhhhh.....

 

[silversequin]

The Jungle Book, featuring the many facets and functions of animal print

 

[iclaudipuss]

The Seven Deadly Skins - A Guide to Actual Exfoliation - Alison Young

We'll Have Gnome of That - Richard Jackson

Notes From a Small Presenter - Julia Robert

Breasting the Waves - Julia Roberts

Bust You Call Me a Large? - Julia Roberts

I Should Be So Mucky - A Guide to Literally Prestigious Shower Gels - Alison Young

 

[iclaudipuss]

All Kinds of Everything Remind Me of Stew - The Story of Cooks Essentials

Essence of Bats Ovaries - The Secret Ingredients in Lime Tree Pantry Pies

Everything I Chew, I Chew it For You - Anne Dawson

Another One bites the Fairydust - Jennifer Kirk

The Fairy Thought of You - Jennifer Kirk

It's So Funny How We Don't Chalk Anymore - Dawn Bibby

Paper Roses Incorporating Dye Card With a Vengeance - Dawn Bibby

Mama Miaow - Catherine Huntley

Miaow, Is it Me You're Looking For - Catherine Huntley

 

[iclaudipuss]

Nights in White Flannelette - The Romantic Story of Northern Nights - Suzy Adams

Rudyard Kipling and Other Kitsch Designers of Handbags - Jill Franks

Three Men and a Little Gravy - How Buccleugh Meats Came Into Being

Nylon Has This Been Going On? - Kim Mendelson

Bridge Over Troubled Slaughter - The Rise and Fall of Dennis Basso

Dial Erm For er ah Murder - Kathy er whoops Tayler

Sex and the Titty - Julia Roberts

 

[Daisy2911]

Nights in White Flannelette - The Romantic Story of Northern Nights - Suzy Adams

Rudyard Kipling and Other Kitsch Designers of Handbags - Jill Franks

Three Men and a Little Gravy - How Buccleugh Meats Came Into Being

Nylon Has This Been Going On? - Kim Mendelson

Bridge Over Troubled Slaughter - The Rise and Fall of Dennis Basso

Dial Erm For er ah Murder - Kathy er whoops Tayler

Sex and the Titty - Julia Roberts

Iclaudipuss, there is so much mileage out of Julia Roberts' chest

 

[loveheart]

Iclaudipuss, there is so much mileage out of Julia Roberts' chest

Literally

 

[ERICS MUM]

I can't thank you all enough for this thread. I've been struggling with a major bout of my depression for a few weeks and this has made me laugh for the first time in ages. So much so that I've just made a list of the jobs I've neglected recently and I'm starting on the weeding this afternoon.


Linda :heart::heart::heart: